One day, a hapa boy asked his father why he looks Asian and not white like his mom and dad. The father replied, "You see, son, I am a white guy, which means I have a tiny impotent penis. In order for your mother to get pregnant, we had to call an Asian stork who fertilized her white eggs with his virile Asian seed, which made you. The Asian stork bestows his seed upon all white couples these days, which is why there are so many hapa children."
"Oh," the hapa boy replied. "Does this mean I will have to call the Asian stork to have children of my own, one day?"
"Well, that depends," answered the father, "are you white or Asian from the waste down?"
"Well," the hapa boy said, lost in thought, "my pee pee is rather girly and pink and very small and soft, so I guess I'm white from the waste down."
"Well, then, you're going to need the Asian stork one day after all, son!" the father replied.