No.1270[Last 50 Posts]
STARTS IN ABOUT 20 BINGS
Australia won the toss and chose to bat
Played at the WACA Ground, Perth
Cooked some homemade meat pies the other day so I'm all set
No.1274
M E A T P I E S
No.1285
ABOS
B
O
S
No.1286
who /criketbatsalesmam/ here?
No.1305
It's starting
No.1311
>Warner scores 2 fours first and second ball
triple century confirmed
No.1327
Abbos are the REAL aussies
No.1328
>>1327You gotta love those cunts they're always good for a laugh
wouldn't be the same without those road-sleeping retards
No.1331
>>1327The REAL aussies were killed off by the abbos
No.1336
50 up inside 10 overs
Kiwis losing control of the match very early
No.1344
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Edged it cunts
Sheepfuckers BTFO
No.1350
Stupid fucking woman
absolutely no awareness
No.1380
>off his shoulder
NZ really can't get a break
No.1381
50 for Warner
No.1394
There's the 100 partnership
just give up kiwis
No.1397
Burns
They really needed that
No.1401
Australia 1 for 105 at lunch
Time for a pie
No.1419
Another review lost for NZ
That was pretty close though
No.1420
is 8chan still fucked?
holy shit, coldrims is the ultimate manlet and will never learn
No.1422
>>1420It's been fucked pretty much all day. It's updating right now but who knows how long that will last.
I'm getting really sick of that crippled cunt
No.1424
DROPPED
No.1425
>>1422just when threads were starting to get a few more visitors too
the worst part is they're not even trying to fix this shit and just waiting for infinity vaporware
No.1426
>>1425Yeah the cricket threads were getting fuckloads of posts and the board as a whole was comfy as before this shit
And infinity never will probably just be full of errors as well
fucking poofters
No.1428
>>1426the errors couldn't be much worse than posts not showing up for hours
No.1431
>warner on 95
wew
No.1433
>>1428True. How many users do you reckon we will lose in the transition? /sp/ users have been down about half I heard since this started you think that might be reflected across other boards?
I really don't understand the logic behind this shit
No.1434
They used up all of their reviews
my sides
No.1436
>>1433i'd say the core group of /sp/artans will probably remain but we might lose some that just found us recently
i only just got home from work and posted in the test thread there, which should be a new UID
been busy watching The Knick and playing Fallout 4 when i'm home to bother with a busted 8chan
>>1434lel, what did i miss?
No.1437
>>1434>>1436nevermind, just saw it
BTFO
No.1438
SIX
No.1439
50 fir Khawaja
No.1441
100 for Warner
GOAT
No.1442
3 hundreds in a row
No.1445
>>1436Yeah I haven't posted that much since the end of the last test all this bullshit has put me off a bit
NZ has been pretty retarded with their reviews this match their first one was a shocker
LBW appeal to Burns but he clearly edged it onto the pads and they were so desperate no one noticed
No.1447
KANE?
No.1450
>>1445yeah, i saw a replay of that
hopefully warner can really cash in and rub their retardation in their faces a bit more
No.1453
pitched outside leg m8
No.1466
SIX
>sheepfucker fielding
No.1467
6
the embarrassment continues
No.1468
Tea Break
No.1473
SIX
I
X
No.1478
150 for Warner
GOAT
O
A
T
No.1479
warner 150
he gets them so quickly
No.1481
100 for Khawaja
We'll never get rid of this cunt now
No.1482
>new ealand
>number 1 ranked test team
No.1487
six
200 incoming
No.1488
SIX OUT OF NOWHERE
Holy shit
No.1489
smoth looks likes he wants to declare and wrap this up in 2 days
No.1490
200 for Warner
No.1491
They are checking the new ball already kek
2 more overs and it will look exactly like the last one
No.1492
They changed the ball
it lasted half an over
damn
No.1493
maybe they need a 4th new ball
No.1494
Going to have to replace this one soon too
holy fuck
No.1496
Ate half a family size steak and pea pie from the butcher tonight lads.
>tfw no family
No.1497
>>1493Next time the umps will just say leave the box
I've never seen anything like that before
No.1498
20/2225
No.1499
>>1496>only halfwhat are you mate some kind of poofter?
iktfb No.1500
>>1499I'll probably eat the other half for breakfast
No.1504
B L I N I
No.1507
Atleast we were semi challenging in the rugby this is turning into a bore fest
No.1510
>mouthee
No.1511
>>1507i almost feel sorry for them
will warner's records forever be tarnished by his stat padding against new zealand?
No.1514
Khawaja
No.1516
khawajabi outi
No.1519
> 5 ball over
umpires just want NZs pain to end
No.1522
Australia 2 for 416 at stumps
Kiwis got absolutely raped today
No.1523
>>1522still a bit to go but i hope warner has a shot at taking lara's 400 tomorrow
No.1525
>>1523That would be good
if I get up early I might even go and watch
No.1632
>can't create new threads because the limit has been hit
fucking hell 39m you are a gigantic faggot
No.1636
>>1632I was wondering why he stopped
I'm sure he'll go on a rampage later about thread limits
No.1647
>>1636The thread limit's not changing for that reason.
No.1654
>>164739mil BTFO
Looks like this BO actually has a pair
No.1731
I was getting worried that they might cut into the cricket with the news of the shitskin terrorist attacks but they are showing it now thank god
fucking muslims
No.1741
>>1647Wait so the BO is a criket lovin aussie?
No.1742
>>1741I think that he posted in this thread just because the thread limit was brought up here
Plus if he was an Aussie the entire board would be shitposting by now
No.1743
It's starting
No.1744
prepare your anus, lara
No.1745
>>1742I dare you to find one thread on this board that isnt 50% shitposting
No.1746
>>1745Oddly enough this one has been mostly about the cricket
We need to revive our meat pie discussions
No.1750
250 for Warner
God I wish I put cash on Warner getting a triple when I called it yesterday
No.1752
Warner
Fuck that's a shame
No.4334
Smith
Dumb cunt
No.4335
>smoth
No.5833
LUNCH BREAK
No.5835
No.5838
>>5835Poofter please go
this is a meat pie thread
No.5841
SIX
No.5842
I dont even know what cricket is but Ill shitpost with ya
No.5843
Khawaja you cheeky cunt
No.5844
Voges
Gone for a walk
No.5845
>>5842You're a top bloke mate
I'll send one my sisters over to your place and you can fuck her in the middle of the road if you want
No.5846
>>5845Who has more STDS? An aussie slag or a virgin abbo?
No.5847
>>5846>virgin abboDunno never met one
Their parents usually take care of that early on
No.5848
Marsh
Incredible catch
so close to a no ball though
No.5849
who buying a gun here?
No.5850
>>5847Holy shit
And I thought American Indians were savages just because they drank all day
No.5851
>>5849>Australia >gunsTop wew m8
No.5852
>>5849If I could legally I would. Laws are fucked here. It's really sad too because I went hunting when I was about 11 with an uncle and it is still the most enjoyable thing I have ever done
No.5853
Nevill
No.5854
>>5852>>5851cucks. I am australian, go buy a gun its not hard.
No.5855
thank god for warner
the other batsmen today have been trash
No.5856
Starc
No.5857
>>5852Like I'm truly feeling bad for you man. Hunting here in the states there's nothing like it.
Your feels are in my meatpies
No.5858
Johnson
Stupid cunt
No.5859
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>>5857it's not completely cucked.
just mostly city fags here.
No.5860
LYON
Y
O
N
No.5861
>>5859Thank you for giving me hope
No.5862
Australia declares for 9 for 559
No.5864
>>5862Ok fuck it. What does the fraction mean? I know what declares mean tho
No.5865
>>5864Means Australia lost 9 wickets out of their 10 and scored 559 runs
you are going to ask this at the end of every innings aren't you No.5866
>>5865Im an american so yes
No.5867
>>5865Also what the hell is a wicket? I know who the three fags behind the plate sre tho
No.5871
>craptill
No.5872
Guptill
THIS MATCH WILL BE OVER BY THE END OF THE DAY
No.5873
>>5867wicket = a baseball out
No.5875
>tfw you are stuck at work and can't watch
No.5877
No.5882
>>5879shit, I am mad jelly on how nice dolleroos look
No.5883
>>5879>not word filtered to >mcqueenabsolutely disgusting
FIX IT FIX IT NOW
No.5884
>>5883>not Hope Solo's vagina=BO WHAT THE FUCK CUNT==
No.5885
>>5883>not manually filteringabsolutely Hope Solo's vagina
No.5886
>>5882Yeah they have to colour code them cause abos can't into numbers
No.5888
>>5886abos are above a barter/trade economy?
No.5889
>>5879380 DOLLARYDOOS!!!!
No.5890
>>5885Cunt I'm a full blown NEET
what part of that makes you think I can be fucked typing those extra characters
mobile posting is a big enough pain in the ass as it is
No.5892
>>5890>>5890Hope Solo's vagina is a big word to spell out too.
9 letters
No.5893
>>5888No they trade all the time
like trading use of their daughter's cunt for a cold bottle of metho for instance
>>5889You better believe it mate
stupid fucks give away that cash like your mum with her cunt
No.5895
No.5900
If this is edged the kiwis are fucked
No.5901
Nope not even close
shit review
No.5903
BURNS DED
No.5904
Khawaja just did a hammy
ripip shitskin
No.5905
>pakis in charge of hamstrings
No.5906
Yep he's gone off
that's for paris you fucking cunt
No.5911
when was the last time johnson took a bag of wickets? i'd rather siddle tbh
No.5913
kane is a big wicket
No.5914
>>5913For aus
I hope getting caught is part of his plan
No.5918
have you exterminated all of your sandniggers yet?
No.5919
>>5918We took Khawaja out about an hour ago
we'll get to the rest after the cricket
No.5920
>>5919criket is very important
okay i will let this go but you better kill the rest after criket
No.5922
>>5920ok boss
i lik criket
No.5925
>>5922shhh
pls dont talk to me during criket i am watching cricket very closely and must concentrate on watching
No.5926
>>5918i'm training an army of spiders
and bees to attack them m8
No.5928
got im
No.5929
Latham
COLLAPSE
No.5930
>>5925ok boss enjoi the criket
No.5931
>paid government propaganda shilling the TPP during mah cricket
cunts
No.5937
50 for Kane
No.5939
>>5937is he still the GOAT?
No.5940
>>5939He's a pretty big guy but he was never the GOAT
No.5942
>>5940during the cricket world cup he was teh biggest guy
No.5945
>>5942For New Zealand, maybe
Didn't help them in the end
No.5947
>>5945I think I am also getting him mixed up with the Hockey player Kane that plays for Chicago, they both were going on at the same time
No.5948
>>5947kane was ok in the world cup but nothing special
mccullum was nz's big guy but he crashed in the final
No.5951
>>5948Yep McCullum getting a duck was great
Didn't Guptill get a double hundred at some point in the cwc? He was pretty good
No.5953
how many rabbits are in Australia?
No.5954
>>5953Your mum and I were at it like rabbits last night mate
No.5956
NZ 2 for 140 at stumps chasing Australia's 9 for 559
No.5957
>>5951yeah, i think all their batsmen had at least one big innings
they all choked in the final though
No.5970
how many innings are they playing in this Test cricket?
No.5981
No.6326
It's starting
No.6358
lel the sidescreen ran over its cord and is fucked
they're fixing it now
No.6360
>Where play never stops
I lost it
No.6369
It's a miracle
No.6381
OH COME ON
No.6394
50 for Taylor
Need to break this partnership now
No.6397
TESTICLES
E
S
T
I
C
L
E
S
No.6399
meatpies?
No.6401
No.6409
Cricket used to be a gentleman's sport
No.6411
It would be nice to see them in top hats while playing
No.6415
>>6409And your mum's cunt used to be tight but Aussies got in it just like cricket
>>6411You some kind of poofter mate?
No.6418
>>6415You've gotten rusty straya
No.6430
>>6418The only thing getting rusty is the floor of my V8 from your mum's cunt juices mate
No.6432
100 for Kane
No.6440
No.6444
>>6440I know right? I'm getting that lazy cunt to fix that next time she comes over
Be a mate and tell her to bring a towel when she wants to fuck in my car would ya
No.6447
>>6444rude post nice digits
No.6458
Those qts in the crowd
No.6460
>>6458Saw em too
I want to lick their assholes
No.6464
>>6460they have been sitting in that sun for hours m8
No.6468
No.6470
Khawaja ded
Please drop him now
No.6481
Lunch break
Time for a pie
No.6547
100 for Taylor
Don't let the sheepfuckers back in the match you dumb shits
No.6562
>tendolkar incharge of not choking
No.6564
150 for Kane
No.6567
>>6562The last one is tonight
Imagine how mad the curryniggers will be if he loses all 3
No.6568
>>6567AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CURRIES GET SHREKT
No.6619
Kane
Finally
No.6624
DROPPED
No.6626
Holy shit that bat got rekt
No.6629
> 160.4 km/h
My god
No.6634
150 for Taylor
No.6639
Tea break
No.6645
>>1286ya wole family work hard
No.6653
>>6645good /sp/artan bats
No.6661
>>6645Raj I'm gonna need about 3000 more criket bats by tomorrow or else I'm taking your street privileges away
No.6662
>>6645that's a lot of bats
No.6674
>>6629The radar is broken.
No.6681
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God is like criket bat
There r many criket bats
lik many gods
but criket bat from india is best
and India gods are boss
got it boss?
No.6683
>>6661ok boss. wife wil help. dont worry it wil b finish in time.
No.6685
McCullum
BTFO
No.6686
We're fucked lads
No.6690
>>6683shouldn't she be in the bobs thread?
No.6694
Watling
Holy shit that was unexpected
No.6696
Collapse incoming
No.6699
200 for Taylor
No.6701
SHIT SHIT SHIT
No.6708
SIX
No.6709
Absolutely hopeless
what the fuck
No.6710
>>6709they still got a chance
No.6711
>>6710Barring any major collapses in the second innings of either team this will almost definitely end in a draw
Australia had the win almost guaranteed but let the sheepfuckers back in
No.6712
Do you think they still drink tea during tea time?
No.6713
>>6711Don't worry, Straya gonna win. They just trying to make it look competitive
No.6714
Are they going to change the ball again
top kek
No.6715
>>6712I think only the poofters and the english do not that there is a difference between the two
Aussies have a can if VB
No.6716
Bracewell
No.6717
is this the worst pitch ever produced?
No.6719
>>6717Nah but it's pretty shit.
Future of the WACA isn't looking great sadly
No.6722
>>6720Is that a stream in the middle of a divegrass field?
Story?
No.6723
>>6719hopefully the new stadium can get some pace back when they move
No.6724
>>6722some website showing some of the worst playing surfaces in amateur and pro games of soccer
No.6725
>>6719do they always have the wicket in the same spot? or can they move it around to let the grass grow in areas they just played on?
No.6726
>>6725the pitch moves
you can usually see a rectangle in the centre of the field where the pitch has been used on different parts
No.6727
>>6725I think they can move it a bit to either side inside what is called the square
they try to have it as close to centre as they can though
It's why sometimes off and leg boundary distances can sometimes be slightly different and you can see faded marks on either side of the pitch as far as I know
No.6728
New Zealand 6 for 510 at stumps chasing Australia's 9 for 559
Pretty good day for NZ the draw is looking increasingly likely
No.7701
It's starting
No.7729
Craig
Blood in the water
No.7735
250 for Taylor
No.7759
Warner won't be happy about that
Taylor picking up the pace now
No.7762
Henry
BTFO
No.7767
Really didn't think NZ had a chance at equalling Australia's first innings score but they are in front now
They've batted pretty well honestly
No.7772
Holy fuck that was massive
absolutely smashed
No.7797
Southee
No.7813
Damn this match has really turned around
No.7832
SIX
Even better than his cross flat straight drive
No.7836
This is like fucking indian cricket minus the shitskins
just fucking end it already
No.7845
Taylor
Heartbreaking
New Zealand all out for 624 lead Australia by 65
No.7863
Lunch break
Time for a pie
No.7955
Burns
You fucking poofter
No.7980
Smith wants his double now
No.8014
Warner
Well shit
No.8020
>2/63
>trails by 2
Hope Solo's vagina
No.8021
>>8020Yeah and the paki is injured to top it all off
Smith and Voges had better stay in for a while or we're in deep shit
No.8022
>>8021we're in a shitty situation now
if we want enough time to bowl them out, our total won't be safe and if we get bowled out, it's even worse
No.8023
>>8022Yeah barring a superhuman innings from Smith and a huge kiwi collapse the best we can hope for is a draw
chances don't look good
No.8024
>>8023has the pitch started to do anything yet today?
No.8026
>>8024Not particularly
this is like it's being played in fucking india at times
No.8027
There are some cracks in the pitch that have been opening up though but haven't seen them used much yet
No.8029
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
No.8030
>>8026at least the spin would be useful there
No.8032
50 for Smith
Really need him to go on to a big one now
No.8033
Beautiful shot
No.8034
why doesn't smoth just bat out the test and add another 250+ score?
No.8035
>>8034That would be nice
Would piss the kiwis off too
No.8037
Tea break
No.8038
>>8037they should take some party pies out to the players for the tea break tbh
No.8039
>>8038They don't have much to celebrate from this so far
maybe if they get to 200 with no more wickets lost at stumps they might deserve them
No.8041
>>8039maybe take some of those shit-tier pasties out instead when they're trash
No.8042
50 for Voges
No.8043
>>8041Sounds like a good motivator
maybe get some of those seppo fruit poofter 'pies' and chuck a half-cooked sargents symbol on top to ruse them
No.8050
smith dropped on 96
No.8051
>>8050Huge missed chance there
he had better make them regret it
No.8052
100 for Smith
GOAT
No.8053
>>8052if voges can make it to 100 too, that'll be 6 individual players getting a century in a single test (with nz still to bat again)
i wonder what the record is
No.8054
>channel 9 creating a new channel for reality tv
No.8055
>>8053I think there was a test between South Africa and the West Indies in 2005 with 8 but I can't remember if that's the record
No.8057
Ouch
hope he doesn't let that shake him up too much
No.8058
beautiful drive after the helmet hit
No.8059
>ross failure
No.8060
>sheepfucker fielding
No.8061
Smith copping a beating today
No.8063
100 for Voges
Nice
No.8064
Smith just taking the piss now
No.8065
>smith 131 already
lel, 3 glides to 3rd man for 4
No.8066
3 fours exactly the same in a row
sheepfuckers when will they learn?
No.8067
Australia 2 for 258 at stumps lead by 193
Australia did way better than I thought
Chances looking pretty decent now
No.8068
>>8067should try to get to a 350 lead and have 2 sessions against them i reckon
No.8070
straya still batting?
No.8072
>>8070the day is over but yeah
No.8176
Mitchell Johnson just announced his retirement from all forms of cricket after this test. I had a feeling he would soon
>>8068Sounds like a plan
they would need 2 sessions minimum and a lot of luck to have a chance at bowling NZ out
No.8196
It's starting
No.8206
Smith
Fuck
No.8210
Marsh
Don't collapse you dumb shits
No.8237
Voges
SHIT
No.8261
Holy fuck that kept low
good thing it wasn't straight
No.8262
Lunch break
No.8264
They are going to change the ball again now
it's only 4 overs old
what the fuck is wrong with this batch
No.8269
Johnson
No.8270
>smoth confirmed for defensive captain
clarke would've been bowling by now
No.8271
Nevill
No.8272
>>8270Yeah Smith seems pretty risk-adverse in his captaining
I can understand why in these circumstances though
No.8273
>>8272have they been trying? i thought the morning session would've been a slog fest
No.8274
>>8273It was really slow especially at the start
Johnson picked it up a bit when he was in but there hasn't been any real urgency
No.8275
SIX
No.8276
sweet hit
No.8277
>>8274not much chance of a result at this point unless we bowl half a dozen of those deliveries that don't bounce
No.8278
Did you hear that Johnson is retiring after this yet?
No.8279
>>8277They might be counting on that saw one of those just before lunch
I wouldn't bet on it though
No.8280
Theres the declaration
NZ needs 321 to win
No.8281
>>8278yeah, heard it on the way home
i think his patches of dominance are rare these days anyway, starc has overtaken him as the strike bowler and we need a good grinder like siddle to balance the attack more
No.8282
>>8281Yeah that's true
I had a feeling Johnson would retire soon
It would be good to see Siddle back in the squad he in pretty good form in that last Ashes test maybe they'll give him a shot in the day/night test
No.8283
>>8282i hope so since he's been the one left out for a while now
the commentators on abc were discussing him a while back and said he's around the age ryan harris was when he first got selected so he's got some good years left
No.8284
fuck, that was a good yorker
No.8285
Is the ball fucked already?
Jesus christ
No.8287
Raining now
looking more and more like ending in a draw
No.8288
ogre
No.8289
No.8291
>>8289What a fucking whore
No.8292
>>8289I want to swat her with my dick
No.8293
>>8292i want to teach her to jump, pump and squat
No.8294
Starting again now
it will be interesting to see how the kiwis approach this
I reckon they'll have a go at it
No.8295
should just have a bit of fun now and give warner the ball for a few leggies
No.8297
Latham
Collapse incoming
No.8301
McCullum gave his bat to black caviar's owner
You reckon he's angling for some free horse semen?
No.8303
Guptill
Good catch
No.8304
>burns taking a catch at short leg
wut
No.8305
No.8306
does ross taylor have the fattest arse in international cricket right now?