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NOT YOUR SAFE SPACE

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4f1607 No.8167

As most people on /pol/ lately have probably noticed, /pol/'s quality of threads have been on the decline recently. With this new migration to .pl, it's time we've addressed this and Took steps to Make /pol/ Great Again:

1.Well thought out, and intelligent discussion is paramount. Mindless shitposting should be ignored and frowned upon

2.Off-topic and /b/-tier threads should be ignored, deleted, and possibly earn you a ban at a Mod's discretion

3.We allow for a wide range of topics here on /pol/ as long as it's in the realm of politics. Threads pertaining to general world events/Happenings are encouraged

Rules:

1. Follow the Global Rule.

2. No spamming. Doing so will result in a ban.

3. Duplicate threads will be deleted. Check the Catalog.

4. Non-politics related threads are frowned upon and will most likely result in ban and deletion. Bans will be up to the Board Owner or Board Volunteer's discretion.

Follow all 3 Steps and the 4 rules, and Together We Can Make /pol/ Great Again!

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d49139 No.19375

>>8167

THREAD WAS UNLOCKED?

GAS THE KIKES


5822fe No.19390

Board Vol havin' a laugh?


b969a6 No.19505

Has the exodus begun or what?


5822fe No.19512

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cb01fd No.19849

>>8167

shit started going haywire after anons figured out that the Orlando shooting was another hoax/falseflag


4bb8bd No.20409

>>19849

Word. Can't believe that anyone would fall for this shit after Boston "shredded clothes no injuries" Bombing and Sandy Hoax.


5822fe No.20412

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764671 No.20480

what if i told you i had the complete route of every IP and MAC of every 8 and 4 post ever and every hash or encrypt attempt is resolved in milliseconds?

what if i told you i also know the cell routes and live locations to every distinct device you use including the recipient, duration of connection, content (voice, text, images, videos) for all your mobile communications down to the fact that you are viewing this right now and if a cam is atached to your device a pic of this moment as well as all background noises while you read this?


5822fe No.20488

>>20480

I'd say you were a liar.


d49139 No.20490

>>20480

id say your ip is 127.58.24.194


cea3bd No.20567

>>20490

I am a liberal, where do you live nigger?


cea3bd No.20568

>>20488

Who gives a fuck about liars nigger? I welcome hillary and your suicide afterwards.


cea3bd No.20569

>>20480

The only way you can end someone like me is with a bullet, where do you retarded niggers live?


cea3bd No.20570

>>19512

It's funny because they're both fucking stupid.


cea3bd No.20571

>>19375

Oh boy a sperglord trying to be cool, gas yourself nigger.


e8737a No.20574

1. Stop fucking anchoring and deleting threads on a whim.

2. If you intend to have people talk about meta shit in the meta board at least bother to address what people are telling you

3. purge the hotpocket crew from morons that aren't polacks.


e8737a No.20575

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>>8167

>/pol/'s quality of threads have been on the decline recently

I've seen many quality threads deleted by mods. FOR NO FUCKING REASON!

A few months ago there was one really damn good one about coping with life in general as a right-winger surrounded by normies. Some really great shit about human behaviour etc. Just shoahed for no reason.

Stop removing the good shit and maybe we can stop complaining that it doesn't exist. And remove the nigger mods (pic related) that keep on removing everything that isn't about Trump.


e8737a No.20576

>>20574

>>20575

Aww shit my bad, I thought I was on 8chan pol. Woops. never mind mods.


dc6b31 No.20601

what is this?


83bfea No.20607

From what I can tell, 8ch.pl and endchan are now the only ones left who arent completely cucked. If we could get one audience to join the rest, it would feel a lot less empty, and might attract a few peeps back. But it's probably never going tio happen…. oh well, KEK is unleashed now anyway, not long until WW3. Probably for the better, so people can get their asses to safety. If they want to, that is.

Well, Im' out. Fuck this Jew web.


6727e7 No.20619

>>20607

This is what nntpchan is about. Once the implementation is ready on both boards, we will be able to synchronize posts from both /pol/s together (provided that the board owners will agree on that, 8ch.pl administration isn't going to interfere with board affairs). In this case, to kill a board, you would need to kill both 8ch.pl and endchan.xyz (and a few other chans being in the network). It's still a couple of months in the future (nntpchan works, but it isn't integrated with neither of those chans), but we are dedicated to the idea.

See more: https://8ch.pl/meta/res/1895.html


ddef0d No.21215

Is it allowed to create generals here on /pol/ like on 4chan, for example /cfg/, /sg/ etc…


9015d9 No.21232

Half chan refugee reporting in, I knew something was up this last month, especially these last few weeks. I'm happy I found the sanctuary of 8chan

tired of the shilling and marxist killing /pol

ready, able, and impatiently waiting for the final solution/counter offensive on the global jewery.

who is in charge? what do we do to resolve this niggering of /pol?


a6d7e2 No.21237

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>>21232

I'm here too. Just lurking though. Getting a feel for infinity. The hills are cancer in other /pol/s.


8b4066 No.21263

>>21237

4chan is infested right now


c40c5e No.21311


280b7b No.21343

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2c69d1 No.21460

All we need to do is consolidate all of the real pol into one new chan and build it up just like we did 8 chan for a while. Then in a year watch it all be destroyed again.


073484 No.21727

Heil Führer!


57224b No.21783

https://discord.gg/q6JaV

Looking for more users to fill out an uncensored political discussion Discord.


16dab8 No.21856

>>21783

Link is dead


8b8554 No.21866

>>8167

I don't get it, is this still 8chan?


a1103f No.21872

yep still the same greenlandic shitposting hell hole it always was


8f64d7 No.22139

What happened to all the stickies?


31ccd3 No.22172

Discussion threads are usually gay circle jerking about shit that will never happen. I think it was better when /pol/ was focused on investigating situations and making red-pill media.


c2b5b6 No.22577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e94322 No.22699

it's one thing to know who and where every slave is, its another to take away their guns.


9abc44 No.22814

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2f9de9 No.23117

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>>20571

>>20570

>>20569

>>20568

>>20567

>nigger in every post almost

>club penguin tier edgelord autismal child

You have to go back you don't belong.


3ede95 No.23275

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Yes, no killing, but no no for an answer


3ede95 No.23276

or gas the kikes and deport all non white niggers out of the west, back to africa.


4810b2 No.23372

How are you cocksuckers doing today? Who's the target today?


4810b2 No.23373

How are you cocksuckers doing today? Who's the target today?


36f1c7 No.23916

anyone know how to evade a ban for ban evasion? changing IP didnt work


36f1c7 No.23919

>>23916

im talking about 2+2chan btw, not here


22a63e No.24043

do you guys allow bantz? can i shart in mart in between my political discourse


5822fe No.24046


ec132b No.24149

Mask man = Cato Gong

He out to jump you with fluffy handcuffs.


bd0647 No.24168

test


58b628 No.24498

>>24452

someone can shop CTR in place of the Trump supporters


225b3e No.24862

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>>20409

>mfw I was on both 8pol and 4pol telling anons that it was fake.

>mfw I get gaslit every time

>mfw I know im not crazy


898de4 No.24902

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creepy CPP poster, all ages on the 666 hand. other wierd stuff, black cats, necklaces. DIdnt trump throw a lot of these hand signals during his bullshit sessions? Hes not goona save you from these monsters me thnks.!


16d09f No.24920

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TL, and I can't read.

I'm making this /pol/, the last good /pol/ great-ish/mediocre, by making treads.

"Showing up is 80 percent of life."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrSeaRIKY9A

I'm devoted to here, and should maybe introduce myself to the mod(s).


16d09f No.24921

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>>24920

Speaking of Slayer Bob, he really went down after reign in blood. Too produced:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbCrnBwFqic

All man should fear this small but elite /pol/.

Ask me how.


dc2e99 No.25152

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.

This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry


e2cec2 No.25315

So we're getting hijacked, right? What are we temp moving to? /polpol/, endchan /pol/? 8ch.pl /pol/?


e2cec2 No.25316

>>25315

oh wait shit I'm on the wrong board thanks pale moon for resetting my shit


eaaa18 No.25484

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>>8167

>WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.

This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry

why the unloc?


898afd No.25501

.


0f8b8e No.25757

Sieg Heil! HUE!


4a5210 No.25973

Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy-comedy film directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debut. It features the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted from numerous children's fantasies (mainly animated Disney films). The film's soundtrack includes music by Smash Mouth, Eels, Joan Jett, The Proclaimers, Jason Wade, Baha Men, and John Cale (covering Leonard Cohen).

The rights to the books were originally bought by Steven Spielberg in 1991, before the founding of DreamWorks, when he thought about making a traditionally animated film based on the book. However, John H. Williams convinced him to bring the film to DreamWorks in 1994, the time the studio was founded, and the film was put quickly into active development by Jeffrey Katzenberg after the rights were bought by the studio in 1995. Shrek originally cast Chris Farley to do the voice for the title character, recording about 80%–90% of his dialogue. After Farley died in 1997 before he could finish, Mike Myers was brought in to work for the character, who after his first recording decided to record his voice in a Scottish accent. The film was also originally planned to be motion-captured, but after poor results, the studio decided to get Pacific Data Images to help Shrek get its final computer-animated look.

The film grossed $484.4 million at the worldwide box office, and an estimated 47 million tickets were sold in the US. Shrek also received promotion from food chains such as Baskin-Robbins (promoting the film's DVD release) and Burger King. It was acclaimed as an animated film worthy of adult interest, with many adult-oriented jokes and themes but a simple enough plot and humour to appeal to children. Shrek won the first ever Academy Award for Best Animated Feature and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay. The film was also nominated for six British Academy of Film and Television Arts awards, including the BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for Eddie Murphy for his voice-over performance as Donkey, and won the BAFTA Award for Best Adapted Screenplay. The film's main (and title) character was awarded his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in May 2010.[3]

Shrek established DreamWorks Animation as a prime competitor to Pixar in feature film animation, particularly in computer animation. The film's success prompted DreamWorks to create three sequels—Shrek 2 (2004), Shrek the Third (2007), and Shrek Forever After (2010), two holiday specials—Shrek the Halls (2007) and Scared Shrekless (2010), and a spin-off film—Puss in Boots (2011). A fifth film, planned as the last of the series, was cancelled in 2009 with the announcement that the fourth film would conclude the series. However, the fifth film was revived in 2016, with a planned release for 2019/2020.[4] The film's success also inspired other merchandise, such as video games, a stage musical, and even a comic book by Dark Horse Comics.


4a5210 No.25975

The film starts off with a rocket carrying two boys and a robotic dog: Jimmy Neutron, Carl Wheezer and Goddard. Jimmy is attempting to launch a communications satellite made out of a toaster, hoping to communicate with an alien species he believes exists somewhere out in the universe. Despite his parents Hugh and Judy's protest in talking to strangers. Unknown to anyone, the satellite is picked up near the planet Yolkus, home to an alien race called the Yolkians. King Goobot V and his assistant, Ooblar, watch a pre-recorded message from Jimmy, featuring him introducing himself and explaining about life on Earth.

Jimmy, Carl, and their friend Sheen spot a poster for an amusement park called "Retroland." However, Jimmy's parents refuse to let him go that night because it is a school night, and as a result Jimmy is forced to go his room to think about what he's done wrong after accidentally causing a fire with one of his inventions. Jimmy, Carl and Sheen subsequently choose to sneak out and visit the park advised by Nick Dean, a popular kid.

As the three are at the park, the Yolkians set a course for Earth and kidnap all the adults in the city, leaving fake notes on the refrigerators to tell the kids they've gone to Florida for an "extended vacation". Coincidentally, Carl spots a shooting star (actually a Yolkian ship), so he, Jimmy and Sheen wish for no more parents so they can have fun all the time. The next morning, the kids are initially overjoyed upon discovering the parents have all disappeared, but eventually become despondent over their absence. After hearing a message from his parents that Goddard had recorded while posing as Jimmy last night, Jimmy becomes suspicious of the fact that his parents said they would see him in the morning despite not being there. He soon discovers what has really happened.

Jimmy organizes the other children in town to build spaceships from the Retroland rides to travel to Yolkus and get their parents back. Eventually they are captured by Goobot, who tells them the parents are to be sacrificed to their god, Poultra. He shows the kids Jimmy's video, thanking him for helping him find suitable species for their ritual, before having the children locked up in their cells.

With Jimmy feeling guilty over the fact that his actions led to the Yolkans abducting the parents in the first place, his rival/love interest Cindy Vortex convinces him to stand up and think of an escape plan. After breaking out with the help of Goddard, the children (except Nick, as he turns out not so brave), in accordance with Jimmy's plan, manage to stop the parents from being sacrificed to Poultra the giant chicken.

Everyone escapes aboard a Yolkian ship, but Goobot follows them in his ship at the head of the Yolkian fleet. With the exception of Goobot's ship, all of the Yolkian ships are destroyed when Jimmy baits them into flying too close to Yolkus' sun. Jimmy and Goddard then use an experimental shrink ray to grow to the size of a planet, and blow Goobot's ship into an asteroid: Goobot and Ooblar survive the explosion, but Goobot declares that they have not seen the last of him. Jimmy reconciles with his parents for not understanding strangers, as all the other kids reunite with theirs, and they make it on their way back home.

In a final scene of the film, Jimmy and Carl have breakfast during which Jimmy's parents drink one of his experiments (that causes significant belching), thinking it is real soda and they all laugh out loud. In the post credits scene, Ms. Fowl, the school teacher, is shown taming a worm when having been shrunk by Jimmy's shrink ray prior to the film.


4a5210 No.25976

The show is centered on Orange (voiced by Dane Boedigheimer), who resides on a fruit cart display in a kitchen with other objects such as his best friend, Pear, an irritiable Bartlett pear (also voiced by Boedigheimer). Other fruits include Passion, a sensible passion fruit and Orange's love interest played by iJustine, an arrogant grapefruit (voiced by Robert Jennings), a tiny apple known as Midget Apple (though he prefers the name Little Apple), a happy-go-lucky and slightly eccentric marshmallow of ambiguous gender, and an elderly lemon named Grandpa Lemon, all of whom were not main characters until later episodes. Most episodes consist of Orange heckling other characters until they meet a sudden and gruesome end, usually by evisceration with a chef's knife (although the implements used to cut them up range from a blender to a toy pinwheel). Usually, Orange tries to "warn" them before it happens, blurting out the weapon-in-use, such as "Knife!" [2]

Orange has several recurring mannerisms. He often begins an episode by repeatedly yelling "Hey, (name of character)!" until the character responds. Orange also often refers to the character as something that plays on the object's name or appearance (such as calling Grapefruit "Apefruit"). If he does not like an object, he will often say "You're an apple!", even if the object is not (e.g., a tomato). Orange uses various tactics, such as telling rude and offensive jokes, burping and making childish noises with his tongue, to get attention.

Despite what other fruits and objects think, Orange often cannot control his tendency to be "annoying," and rarely intentionally tries to spite others; he usually means well for most fruits and objects. In one episode of the web series, a "life coach," Mango, suggests that Orange uses his annoying nature to try to cope with the destruction of the fruits he tries to make friends with. Regardless of his seemingly anti-social behavior, Orange can almost always find comfort in the company of his friends and sometimes makes new ones.


d6e724 No.26030

Is it illegal to deny the holocaust here if this board is hosted in Poland?


583182 No.26100

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Is this an official Nazi forum? Is that really a productive use of your time?


69218e No.26113

>>26100

Gandhi wrote letters of admiration to Hitler


c55b5a No.26251

"In peace there's nothing so becomes a man

As modest stillness and humility:

But when the blast of war blows in our ears,

Then imitate the action of the tiger;

Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,

Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;

Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;

Let pry through the portage of the head

Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it

As fearfully as doth a galled rock

O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,

Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean

…"


027730 No.26270

>>8167

Haven't been here for awhile because I got a new job and work long hours.

I was active in pizza gate and was sleauthing hard while I was still a neet and the shilling increased dramatically duringg that time period. I was also suspect about the whole pizzagate being a psyop (not that I dont believe in elite pedorings) but I think it gained traction a little too fast and the amount of alt-lite ecelebs like cernovich talking about it rubbed me the wrong way. I (and many other anons) also predicted that they would conjure up a convenient falseflag attack on comet ping pong. Infowhores also dropped the topic and alex jones interveiwed a literal crisis actor haji who was apparently inside the restaurant when the shooting happened.

My post and screencap prediction was posted on plebbits r/the_donald and eventually hit r/all before being shoah'd. I dont think the psyop is over and im expecting my hoax shootings with white male perpetrators.

Its also really unfortunate that so many anons are blindly believing that the russian ambassador shooting was real and also the Truck attack in Germany. Just because the narrative confirms our own bias doesnt mean that we shouldnt remain skeptical. Charlie Hebdo, Bataclan, and Nice were all falseFlags /hoaxes and french police literally got caught with video equippment and isis flags in a storage car to set up an obvious fake isis video and the story got memory holed and noone gave a fuck. My biggest problem woth both 4chaim and this place is the naivety and constant circle jerk. Anons are not thinking critically and they dont seem to remember that Rita Katz and SITE intelligence are the mossad agents who create all these fake videos/false flags. Anyone who thinks that hoax shootings are /fringe/ needs to get the fuck off /pol/


1e1eff No.26271


ef52e0 No.26340

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Well, I'm fucking frustrated.

Counter spam a commie thread and get banned.

I'm sure you can all sympathize. I'll just leave it at that.


ef52e0 No.26341

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What I'm here to do is ask what you know about infiltration of moderation on both Chan's. I was being an ass, so I guess I earned the temp ban. But I was riled up because of Anzu spam while we were trying to discuss Google fucking with search results over "hate speech".

Spamming a thread to slide a legit discussion goes unnoticed even though several people reported it immediately. But the second you start pointing out how corrupted /pol/ moderation has become you have a target on your back


68c226 No.26345

ost testing, dont mind me


24f445 No.26404

I know who you are and I think I know why you're doing what you are doing

I'm not a threat to you, I just want information

Contact me


462e25 No.26456

Can someone tell me why there seems to be so much random schizophrenic shit on here? Is it just one guy?


1e3281 No.26466

>>26456

it's just one Guatemalan nutjob. And the all caps monotheism god guy but he's not prolific enough to slide a whole board


8db0a3 No.26594

your board is dead and nobody wants your cucked version of national socialism on our /pol/

fuck off and stay in cripplechan


852f3e No.26644

>>8167

>1.Well thought out, and intelligent discussion is paramount. Mindless shitposting should be ignored and frowned upon

Now, you know that will never happen. You can't be serious about that.


3bd6f1 No.26677

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19/17 The proletariat will rise!


5822fe No.26736

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