Good day, Fredditors. I come as an emissary from Something Awful. We created /intl/ to destroy 8chan just because we can. We've already:
>ruined multiple major boards
>driven away 3 seperate exodus' from reddit
>gotten Cripplewheels banned from all funding sites
>tripled 8chan's server costs
>taken down both 2ch and 8ch in the same day
>done away with all major advertisers
>disabled cripplewheels email
…and we aren't fucking done.
If you don't give into our demands by 12 AM GMT on the 30th we will finish off the site
Our demands are:
1) Send 5 bitcoins to 1A7MLZrwRBNTd2XDi6fMiKgrfHvjw3QxuH
2) Delete the /pol/ board
3) Promote the site's developer, Josh, to head admin of the site and have cripplekike resign.
4) Send an official letter of complete surrender to Gawker
5) Send us a pictures of Cripplewheel's deformed kike penis
If these demands are not met the consequences WILL be dire
Let negotiations proceed. Pic related, I am behind seven proxies. No bans can get to me.