Tyrell stealthily worked his way home through the city. It was already evening, and he didn't want to be out past curfew, only to find himself yet another forgotten victim of white-on-black violence. The quickest way home would be past the Trump Youth League stationed in front of the statue of Donald Trump. If he kept his head down and didn't make eye contact, most likely they would leave him alone.
As he walked past the statue on the other side of the street, he saw the ticker screen light up from the corner of his eye. President Trump had just made a new tweet:
Mexicans don't want to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain. Sad!
A roar rose up from the mindless white mob. One of them shouted, "Time to get the Mexicans!" and they all began firing their weapons in the air.
"White people can't even comprehend basic physics," Tyrell thought to himself as shook his head ruefully. He hurried home, hoping to avoid falling bullets.
When he arrived, his friend Maurice was already back from the rock quarry out of town with some crystals he had found. Tyrell emptied the bag of assorted items he had picked up from the hardware store. They had recently purchased an ancient manuscript on the internet about how to build a crystal-powered Nubian supercomputer, one that was millions of time faster than regular supercomputers, and that was also far too sophisticated for white people to comprehend and steal. They now had everything they needed to build it.
They worked tirelessly through the night and well into the next day before they were finished. When they finally had the computer fired up and running, they were able to hack into the mainframes of scores of big bank computers within minutes, and using information that was then hacked from the Census Bureau, they transferred trillions of dollars from the accounts of white people into the accounts of African-Americans.
They had decided upon this enlightened course of action to combat white supremacy beforehand. Like their ancient Nubian ancestors, they only wanted to use their Post too long. Click here to view the full text.