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ccdcd7 No.1[Reply]

Well, I suppose if anyone is seeking refuge while /christian/ is down, here you go. Same rules apply.
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bf9a2c No.250

how many /christian/ boards are there?? I can't tell if this one is linked to the original or its own thing, or whatever happened to the original one.

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b7e498 No.12[Reply]

Saint Isidore of Seville
Patron Saint of the Internet
As declared by His Holiness Saint John Paul II, 1997

Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thine image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful, especially in the divine person of Thine Only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, grant, we beseech Thee, that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, Bishop and Doctor, during our journeys through the internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord.

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b6b7eb No.210

i will skull fuck you

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22dac3 No.259[Reply]

My first brain expansion meme, let me know guys.

da98a1 No.276

wait doesn't this imply that believing in Christianity is the dumbest option?

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f28074 No.271[Reply]

Whats wrong with being gay and sucking some nice fat cock? Im an avid church goer and have probably gotten more cock in my throat and ass there than a gay bar. The way I see it is that sucking cock is a natural thing to do so why not do it?

Any reasons why I should stop? Where in the bible does it say not to suck cock?

8deb11 No.272

Ever heard of the leviticus?

f28074 No.273


Show the verse where it says "Thou shall not suck cock"

e9f114 No.274

Matthew 26:34

" 'Truly I tell you, Jesus declared, '- this very night before the rooster crows, you will deny Me three times.' "

…. If Jesus talked about a [cock]…. It's probably ok.

362887 No.275

And if a man has sex relations with a man, the two of them have done a disgusting thing: let them be put to death; their blood will be on them. Leviticus 20:13

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46d7c0 No.29[Reply]

Post and collect them here. 7575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575.

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bea6c1 No.270

Sorry for the repost it's a bug

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72632c No.66[Reply]

72632c No.67


*Chris White

accidentally spelled it "Christ" sorry

fa8593 No.72


>David Wood

90% of videos are about islam

>Bishop Barron on "Risen"

He starts talking about the movie, then goes on for the rest of the video about these wrong ideas of the resurrection and how Jesus rose in the flesh, not just in the spirit. Cut it out, that's obvious. Waste of time video.

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fa8593 No.109

I liked this channel, The Bible Project.

They do a summary of every Bible book and other Christian lessions in short informative videos.


e57d8b No.267

Do you know why the chris white channel have been deleted from youtube ? (I don't know him, I have no clue)

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cf81cc No.131[Reply]

board bump

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900ea8 No.256

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Board bump

9b6e6b No.266

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.

This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry

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2e1daa No.262[Reply]

Lets just have a christ chan thread, cuz why not?

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2e1daa No.265


Do me a favour and support this dude and his amazing art

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cb96ee No.90[Reply]

Warning nasty topic, I know Christians hate dealing with sexual deviance, but I need help. Sometimes i cry because the Christians i know IRL silence me, ignore me or just judge me. They give me no help. Sometimes I feel so worthless, overwhelm and wish i was dead. That being dead would be the only thing that could give me peace…

Hello, because of my poor decisions of the past (slutiness, porn addiction, homosexuality, impure thoughts, masturbation) and my lack of motherly skills (I can cook, clean, but i do not have that motherly instinct) I have accepted that you cannot "make a ho into a housewife" thus have moved on from being married.

No sex acts for 2 years, I have avoided porn for 1 month (years ago i deleted my collection on my computer) , not masturbated for 20 hours and not, had impure thoughts in past few hours.

I need tips on dealing with impure thoughts and masturbation. Can you give me bible verses i can post on my bed? I think if i read them i won't engage in self pleasure. I try to only listen to christian music; avoid r rated movies as well as try to watch only Christian movies in netflix; limit my time on the Internet, read clean books, etc. I want to live a Christian lifestyle. I got rebaptized a year ago, because i wanted to give my life to Christ.

Thank you for reading. It felt good to get that off my chest.

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21100e No.118


Can you please explain?

b70326 No.119


It's all about where you put your focus and where you direct your energy. Ideally you want to focus your energy on good. It is more beneficial to be positive and do what is good, and let the sex become less important relative to the other things in your life. But if you focus on cutting the sex as your main goal, then it will retain it's power in your mind and you will not be free from it. So the best way to give it up is to find something better.

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I am curious how it turned out? I was very opposite to you, I was prude most of the time. I never identified with earthly genders or sexes, I desired being like angels, or primordial human even (male+female in one) Adam+Hava Kadmon.

Yet recently I got shamed and could never got over how I was created despise how much I put in the relationship, like 3 fucking years.

I wants to try doing every shit in life and then spend rest of my life in monastery atoning for it. Were you even warned against your life choices? I was once in a dream, never forgot it since.

Whatever I won't do, I'd never find love nor friends, no one I can entrust. Everytime someone declared its love to me and told me they found God due to me - My life utterly fucked up, I was forced to abandon all the contacts… Last it happened I was around 16~18, now I'll be turning 24.

I am trying to undo certain magical shit someone was brainwashed with, will probably go into deeper shit as people with magic probelms ALWAYS came to me asking for advise (I never tried anything like that being a skepticist by nature), only kept studying world religions and their mystical traditions. But if this will not be enough I'd simply have to visit some missionary monk exorcist, one once cleansed me.

Honestly I reccomend you to do the same, whatever denom you belongs to. Someone who got me into so much stuff and gave joys of life since my dropout, wants to have nothing to do with me anymore. I honestly needs to visit some holy person with seer powers, I mean you know those who take no sterling and co-operate with Churches? Just to learn what's going on.

f7019a No.193

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I can tell you that I have NEVER masturbated, I tried smoking fags when I was 5 (drunk dad gave me), trying beer taken from dad thrice (spitted off), lately took a slip of some liquor during new year AND got heavily drunk with gin just to check how it is to be and force father to stop wasting moneys into it when he'll see it, yep I was in huge despair after being abandoned too. One bootlee, I believe 38%?

I was so pure, so prude. I never masturbated, despite seeing a loads of pervy shit it never aroused me in the slightest. Now I only wants to get rid of my genitals so I'd never have to live throughout something like this again. My first e-fiancee would never forgive me if was told that, and I'd need to track her down for help very likely.

And guess what, I never did. I'd rather kill myself than thinks of having sex and forcing more beings to suffer in the imperfect bodies. I believe what Origenes said is true, yep that there is a pre-existence of souls, if not in this body they'd take another one.

So you're what they call a dyke, a female homosexual? How it feels to try everything in life and don't like it? You know Nikola Tesla and Frederic the Great were both asexuals, yet went totally other ways?

3d1a8b No.260

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"Turning the Heart to god" by St Theophan the Recluse could be a good book for you. It tells about leaving behind self-indulgences, the world and the devil. What would be useful is to repent and if you're Catholic/Orthodox you should do Confession once per month minimal. God gave you his grace and you took it.

"1 Timothy 4:1"

Now the Holy Spirit tells us clearly that in the last times some will turn away from the true faith; they will follow deceptive spirits and teachings that come from demons.


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79ccb9 No.68[Reply]

Can we bring back this meme?

a3b4b8 No.69


I remember that. I was there for it, though I didn't post. Good times. But this board needs more people migrating from .net /christian/ and /christ/ and some decent moderation before we can create an environment where fun things like that happen.

The board owner here seems to have vanished as there's fedora tippers and assmad LARPagan's constantly raiding this place because they're losers who can't manage to get members for a board of their own.

07643d No.107

I don't like the interdenominational bickering. Imo people should live and let live with regard to denominations. Paul said in the Bible that you should not identify yourself as part of a faction, but as a Christian. (see 1 Cor 1)

66fe0e No.258


but it's funny? and mostly a joke?

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44b636 No.254[Reply]

The last time i was at church was prob 3-4 years ago. Most of the time i am either too busy or to lazy to go to church. How do i Motivate myself to go to church again?

Also: i´m Evangelic, so the whole Hell and eternal damnation thing doesn't work that well.

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Go to bed early, set an alarm, clear the schedule. most of these things will probably come seemingly on a whim, a split-second decision, but that's how God works sometimes.Good luck, and God be with you!

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52780b No.243[Reply]

>I am the living bread that has come down from heaven. If anyone eat of this bread he shall live forever. (John 6:51-52)

>And having taken bread, he gave thanks and broke it, and gave it to them, saying, "This is my body, which is being given for you; do this in remembrance of me." In like manner he took also the cup after the supper, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which shall be shed for you." (Luke 22:19-20)

What did he mean by this?

d9eddb No.255

Jesus was saying that the punishment that He endured in his body (bread) for the penalty of sin is available to everyone.

Jesus says living bread in reference to the manna that was supplied to the Israelites during their exodus.

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7019c5 No.88[Reply]

I am confused on how Christianity exists, especially on 8chan. I know what "god" says in the bible are pretty interesting statements, but I don't get how anybody can base their whole life around these quotes/"god". It would be too hard to limit my life around the guidelines of the bible, but I don't get how you guys can do it. You can't even wank off or think anything malicious, or you're "sinning".

Do you believe in god, or do you just follow the bible so that you can be a better person? Is there something to the bible I'm missing or misinterpreted?

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c8458e No.222

We can't wank it. Damn lol

8eb82e No.225

If you see Christianity as "you can't do x or you're sinning" you're missing the whole point. It's about building a relationship with God and depending on Him as opposed to depending on other things for you're emotional/spiritual needs. It's not a big rulebook of things you're not allowed to do like most people assume it is; Jesus couldn't stand people that lived like that.

667eba No.248

Gods blessing are slower. Patience is the most important thing ive learned from the Bible. If you just follow the ten commandments thats all you really have to do. The Bible states the only rule Jesus gave us is to believe in him. What is so challenging for you out in the real world OP about following God?

667eba No.249


Christianity doesnt need to exist only know that God exists

90ece2 No.253


I'm genuinely pretty confused by people like you. This kind of objection doesn't really make any sense.

I mean, do you think it's a coincidence that there has never been a viable, enduring philosophical school of thought that advocated the kind of hedonism people like you expect? Even people like Epicurus advocated hedonism by limiting one's pain (and desire had a great deal to do with that pain).

Do you think long term that "wanking it" and thinking "anything malicious" is going to make you happy? You don't need God to tell you the answer to that question. Ancient Greeks could have told you the answer. As long as you keep seeing that slavery to human passion as "freedom" and the joyousness of a Christian life as "slavery", you're not going to understand. And I doubt you'd ever give it a chance.

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72a577 No.251[Reply]

Ha he hu ha ho

72a577 No.252

Read the bible and you'll be happy. Bye bye.

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