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ccdcd7 No.1[Reply]

Well, I suppose if anyone is seeking refuge while /christian/ is down, here you go. Same rules apply.
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bf9a2c No.250

how many /christian/ boards are there?? I can't tell if this one is linked to the original or its own thing, or whatever happened to the original one.

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b7e498 No.12[Reply]

Saint Isidore of Seville
Patron Saint of the Internet
As declared by His Holiness Saint John Paul II, 1997

Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thine image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful, especially in the divine person of Thine Only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, grant, we beseech Thee, that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, Bishop and Doctor, during our journeys through the internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord.

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b6b7eb No.210

i will skull fuck you

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2fdcd6 No.302[Reply]

The Prophecy Against The Global Elite Pedophile Network

“My son, I have called you to do My will in the prophetic ministry, prophesy against the evil pedophile network. Nationwide in scope it even stretched overseas, controlled by the Federal Government Central Intelligence Agency. Prophesy against it, I will roll it up, judge it, My wrath burns hot against it, for the Federal Officers and CIA indulge in it, it shall be destroyed by My hand, for the cries and screams of the little ones has come before Me in Heaven. I cannot stand it any longer, the brutal use and sexual abuse of My little ones, the precious angels sacrificed by the Satanists of the Earth, the evil controllers of the governments of the West, shall be rolled up and sent to Hell. Did I not say in My word that it is better to have a millstone tied about your neck and drowned deep in the ocean than to offend one of My little ones? The Angels shall gather them up and tie the offenders in bundles, and cast them in the furnace of fire, where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth forever. That is the fate of those Satanist evildoers, and all who abuse My little children and infants, and sacrifice them to Satan or Moloch for their sick, evil, twisted, Satanic pleasure. All who offend shall meet this fate forever, for I Am A God of Vengeance and Wrath to all evildoers and sinners, but especially the evil pedophiles, the Jesuits, the Satanist Freemasons, the evil elite Jews, and all in the Illuminati and others who abuse My children for their sick, perverted pleasure. My wrath knows no bounds and they shall suffer to the uttermost My furious rage and vindictive anger and fury for all eternity, those who abuse My children, while burning in the white-hot flames of eternal fire in the Lake of Fire forever! They shall suffer the vengeance of eternal fire and My fury forever while beholding My Face and Presence, and that of the Holy Angels, suffering in the Lake of Fire forever! That is the eternal fate of all the pedophile abusers, and all who sacrifice My children. Repent while you can and receive mercy and forgiveness from My Son of Grace for your many sins and evil deeds, for the time is coming when the public will lynch you on the streets of America. Repent now before My Son. The Living God has spoken. Amen & Amen.”

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0a2559 No.301[Reply]

Prophesy Against My Church

"Prophesy against My people in the Christian Church My son, for all they care about is money, and sexual pleasure at night. They will not do My will, especially the pastors who love money, and will not help My little ones nor preach the Gospel on the streets of America. Did I not say that to serve Me you must deny yourself daily, pick up your cross and follow Me, leaving all behind? I will not have covetous evildoers and self-righteous worldlings of sin in My Church. Many servants of sin and Hell have run amok in My Church, creating havoc— wolves, hirelings, and Pharisees who are only in it for the love of money and wealth. Many refuse to serve Me otherwise- they shall be a part of the Great Falling Away when the world economy collapses, and shall enter eternal fire forever. For they never served Me, but self, and never gave it all up to follow Me in My perfect will, but went on to Bible School to do ministry their way, the world of the Church, but not of Me. Their ministries are a great abomination before Me, for they never did find and do My will for their lives, but did it for self and pleasure and money instead, and these workers of iniquity shall suffer in eternal fire forever! My wrath burns hot against them, for they lead many astray to Hell themselves for gain and pleasure. For many started out with Me, but were led astray by the evil Church World, edifices of stone and evil that control men’s lives who submit to them and do not flee for their lives. For many of the pastors and ministers in My Church in the world are not of Me but are actually members of Satan himself and his Illuminati Order. For that I shall judge and My Church shall crumble to nothing in the world, and I shall separate the sheep from the goats, and cast the evil goats into eternal fire forever. That is their eternal fate, those who love self, sin, and Satan, and never came out of the evil Church World of Babylon to save their souls from their evil clutches, escaping to the wilderness for survival and salvation with My True Church. The Harlot of Babylon shall be judged and punished in eternal fire forever, goats they are. The Living God has spoken. Amen & Amen.”


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d1db9f No.300[Reply]

PROPHECY- The Punishment of TBN

“My son, speak to My people, TBN shall be judged by My hand. Not all who enter the ministry shall make it to My Heaven. Many I call into the ministry, but few will answer the call because of their love of the world, and never enter in but are condemned to Hell forever because of their disobedience. Some who answer the call do so out of selfish ambition, for their love of finances and worldly wealth and things. That goes for My people in the Trinity Broadcasting Network, they do it for love of things and wealth and shall be judged by My hand. Prophesy to them, they love money and wealth more than Me and the truth of the Gospel. Many they have deceived through false doctrine and another gospel because of their love of money and finance and donations. Many will go to Hell and stand condemned before Me because of believing their lies and deceptions. Many have tried to correct TBN’s founder Paul Crouch of his false doctrine and inconsistencies and even hypocrisy before Me, but he refused to listen, and is now roasting in Hell because he refused to repent and obey Me through the prophets and the ministers of truth I had sent to him. Many of their side projects were not of Me, but were money-hungry businesses, many of their ministries and outreaches designed for profit and finance. Many they have led astray, many they have led to Hell forever by their false doctrine in their lust for finance. Forever their name shall be a disgrace forever alongside that of the PTL Club. And the prosperity gospel they promoted was straight from the pit of hell. Many worship Baal in its many forms, including My people who lust for finances and do not look to Me, but to the world instead. I will punish TBN by destroying its studios and leading them into Bankruptcy Court with many lawsuits from which they will never recover, but their land, studios, and equipment will be sold off to the highest bidder. And TBN will be a perpetual disgrace forever. Their people will end their days in pain and agony before Me forever, and their souls carted off to Hell because they denied Me many times for finance but would not repent. Deceivers they are and deceived they forever will be as they roast in the pits of Hellfire before Me forever. The LORD has spoken.”


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ad76e6 No.299[Reply]

christians/ catholics = pedophiles

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46d7c0 No.29[Reply]

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6108fb No.295[Reply]

Audio reading


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7019c5 No.88[Reply]

I am confused on how Christianity exists, especially on 8chan. I know what "god" says in the bible are pretty interesting statements, but I don't get how anybody can base their whole life around these quotes/"god". It would be too hard to limit my life around the guidelines of the bible, but I don't get how you guys can do it. You can't even wank off or think anything malicious, or you're "sinning".

Do you believe in god, or do you just follow the bible so that you can be a better person? Is there something to the bible I'm missing or misinterpreted?

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8eb82e No.225

If you see Christianity as "you can't do x or you're sinning" you're missing the whole point. It's about building a relationship with God and depending on Him as opposed to depending on other things for you're emotional/spiritual needs. It's not a big rulebook of things you're not allowed to do like most people assume it is; Jesus couldn't stand people that lived like that.

667eba No.248

Gods blessing are slower. Patience is the most important thing ive learned from the Bible. If you just follow the ten commandments thats all you really have to do. The Bible states the only rule Jesus gave us is to believe in him. What is so challenging for you out in the real world OP about following God?

667eba No.249


Christianity doesnt need to exist only know that God exists

90ece2 No.253


I'm genuinely pretty confused by people like you. This kind of objection doesn't really make any sense.

I mean, do you think it's a coincidence that there has never been a viable, enduring philosophical school of thought that advocated the kind of hedonism people like you expect? Even people like Epicurus advocated hedonism by limiting one's pain (and desire had a great deal to do with that pain).

Do you think long term that "wanking it" and thinking "anything malicious" is going to make you happy? You don't need God to tell you the answer to that question. Ancient Greeks could have told you the answer. As long as you keep seeing that slavery to human passion as "freedom" and the joyousness of a Christian life as "slavery", you're not going to understand. And I doubt you'd ever give it a chance.

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I like to interpret Hell as eternal separation from God, as God cannot dwell with sinners in Heaven. Is this a good interpretation? I just have a hard time believing a sweet guy like Jesus would relegate people to eternal torture by burning or such.

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22dac3 No.259[Reply]

My first brain expansion meme, let me know guys.

da98a1 No.276

wait doesn't this imply that believing in Christianity is the dumbest option?

b048c8 No.277

What the fuck. You think the most spiritually aware people go around "preaching the bible" and "arguing with other peoples' beliefs"? That's just what retarded Evangelicals do.

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254ffa No.286[Reply]


The Lord Told Me President Trump's Life is in Danger - Pray for His Safety

From Breaking Christian News, May 16

Jim Bakker said during a recent podcast interview with Charisma Media founder Steve Strang that God told him there will soon be an attempt on President Donald Trump's life, and that Christians need to be crying out in prayer for their president's protection.

During the same podcast interview with Charisma Media founder Steve Strang in which he discussed the 'WannaCry' ransomware attack [as] an end-times event, Jim Bakker shared that he sometimes feels alone in his calls to pray for President Donald Trump.

But another word he received from the Lord has added to his urgency.

"There is going to be an attempt on our president's life very soon, " he said. "We need to pray for the protection of our president."

Bakker said the president's election last November was a miracle, and "the adversary is so angry because they expected to win." They're not going to give up until they destroy him, he added.

"They want him killed—they refer to him as being like Nixon, " he said. "They want him impeached. If they cannot kill him with words, they will try to physically murder the president of the United States.

"They have called for it online. There have literally been thousands of people online calling for the assassination of the president of the United States … I believe voices of sound reasoning need to speak out, 'This is wrong. What is going on?'"

Bakker said the same Antichrist spirit that is responsible for the 'WannaCry' ransomware attack is a "twisted, serpent spirit" that is twisting everything the president does. That is why he's so fervently calling on the Church to pray.

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cb5065 No.288

Are you sure?

cb5065 No.289

I work in very weird ways, you may have gotten a false reading from me. You're sure I told you?

32fc97 No.291

I don't pray, but I would like to help. More than anything I want the son of the Lightbringer to continue to do his work so I can live through the overthrowing of the tyrant.

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be7bd0 No.290

I'm not a lie

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723f67 No.287[Reply]

Hello, I'm God and I have proof. Would you like some?

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2a70b6 No.279[Reply]

The Eternal Judgment Of False Prophet Paul Keith Davis

"Tell him, "I will punish him, says the Living LORD of Hosts, for bringing the false prophet message to Tucson, and deceiving My people with your message of peace and prosperity. For I will destroy you in a short hour, O false prophet of Baal, and I will ensure that you endure deepest Hell for all eternity, says the Living LORD of Hosts, for deceiving My people with your false message of prosperity on your books and tapes. For I will put you there, O false prophet of Baal, and there you shall endure Hell for all eternity. The Living LORD of Hosts has spoken.""


Cursed be he that doeth the work of the Lord deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood. Jeremiah 48:10

Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16

Then said the prophet Jeremiah unto Hananiah the prophet, Hear now, Hananiah; The Lord hath not sent thee; but thou makest this people to trust in a lie. Therefore thus saith the Lord; Behold, I will cast thee from off the face of the earth: this year thou shalt die, because thou hast taught rebellion against the Lord. So Hananiah the prophet died the same year in the seventh month. Jeremiah 28:15-17

Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets. Luke 6:26

And I have seen folly in the prophets of Samaria; they prophesied in Baal, and caused my people Israel to err. Jeremiah 23:13

If a man walking in the spirit and falsehood do lie, saying, I will prophesy unto thee of wine and of strong drink; he shall even be the prophet of this people. Micah 2:11

2a70b6 No.280

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And Elijah said unto them, Take the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape. And they took them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and slew them there. 1 Kings 18:40

And the Lord said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves: They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them: they have made them a molten calf, and have worshipped it, and have sacrificed thereunto, and said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which have brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.

Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the Lord's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him. And he said unto them, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour. And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men. Exodus 32:7-8, 26-28

Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one day three and twenty thousand. Neither let us tempt Christ, as some of them also tempted, and were destroyed of serpents. Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer. 1 Corinthians 10:8-10

But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not. 2 Peter 2:1-3

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew 7:15

The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will ye do in the end thereof? Jeremiah 5:31

2a70b6 No.281

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Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart. Jeremiah 14:14

Thy prophets have seen vain and foolish things for thee: and they have not discovered thine iniquity, to turn away thy captivity; but have seen for thee false burdens and causes of banishment. Lamentations 2:14

And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. Revelation 19:20

And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. Revelation 20:10

2a70b6 No.282

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Woe be unto the pastors that destroy and scatter the sheep of my pasture! saith the Lord. Therefore thus saith the Lord God of Israel against the pastors that feed my people; Ye have scattered my flock, and driven them away, and have not visited them: behold, I will visit upon you the evil of your doings, saith the Lord. And I will gather the remnant of my flock out of all countries whither I have driven them, and will bring them again to their folds; and they shall be fruitful and increase. And I will set up shepherds over them which shall feed them: and they shall fear no more, nor be dismayed, neither shall they be lacking, saith the Lord. Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that I will raise unto David a righteous Branch, and a King shall reign and prosper, and shall execute judgment and justice in the earth. In his days Judah shall be saved, and Israel shall dwell safely: and this is his name whereby he shall be called, The Lord Our Righteousness. Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that they shall no more say, The Lord liveth, which brought up the children of Israel out of the land of Egypt; But, The Lord liveth, which brought up and which led the seed of the house of Israel out of the north country, and from all countries whither I had driven them; and they shall dwell in their own land. Mine heart within me is broken because of the prophets; all my bones shake; I am like a drunken man, and like a man whom wine hath overcome, because of the Lord, and because of the words of his holiness. For the land is full of adulterers; for because of swearing the land mourneth; the pleasant places of the wilderness are dried up, and their course is evil, and their force is not right. For both prophet and priest are profane; yea, in my house have I found their wickedness, saith the Lord. Wherefore their way shall be unto them as slippery ways in the darkness: they shall be driven on, and fall therein: for I will bring evil upon them, even the year of their visitation, saith the Lord. And I have seen folly in the prophets of Samaria; they prophesied in Baal, and caused my people Israel to err. I have seen also in the prophets of Jerusalem an horrible thing: they commit adultery, and walk in lies: they strengthen also the hands of evildoers, that none doth return from his wickedness; they are all of them unto me as Sodom, and the inhabitants thereof as Gomorrah.

2a70b6 No.283

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Therefore thus saith the Lord of hosts concerning the prophets; Behold, I will feed them with wormwood, and make them drink the water of gall: for from the prophets of Jerusalem is profaneness gone forth into all the land. Thus saith the Lord of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the Lord. They say still unto them that despise me, The Lord hath said, Ye shall have peace; and they say unto every one that walketh after the imagination of his own heart, No evil shall come upon you. For who hath stood in the counsel of the Lord, and hath perceived and heard his word? who hath marked his word, and heard it? Behold, a whirlwind of the Lord is gone forth in fury, even a grievous whirlwind: it shall fall grievously upon the head of the wicked. The anger of the Lord shall not return, until he have executed, and till he have performed the thoughts of his heart: in the latter days ye shall consider it perfectly. I have not sent these prophets, yet they ran: I have not spoken to them, yet they prophesied. But if they had stood in my counsel, and had caused my people to hear my words, then they should have turned them from their evil way, and from the evil of their doings. Am I a God at hand, saith the Lord, and not a God afar off? Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the Lord. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the Lord. I have heard what the prophets said, that prophesy lies in my name, saying, I have dreamed, I have dreamed. How long shall this be in the heart of the prophets that prophesy lies? yea, they are prophets of the deceit of their own heart; Which think to cause my people to forget my name by their dreams which they tell every man to his neighbour, as their fathers have forgotten my name for Baal. The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a dream; and he that hath my word, let him speak my word faithfully. What is the chaff to the wheat? saith the Lord. Is not my word like as a fire? saith the Lord; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces? Therefore, behold, I am against the prophets, saith the Lord, that steal my words every one from his neighbour. Behold, I am against the prophets, saith the Lord, that use their tongues, and say, He saith. Behold, I am against them that prophesy false dreams, saith the Lord, and do tell them, and cause my pPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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