>Get baked as fuck.
>Decide to take a shit outside because it's a really nice day & I'm high.
>5mins into my shit, I begin to wipe my ass
>Nurses arrive to give me my monthly anti-psychotic medication
>Outside wiping my ass with pants down
>begin to wipe faster in order to pull my pants up
>they stand there in silence while I speedy gonzales my way through a roll of toilet paper outside, wiping my ass.
Thought i'd tell you guys about it.