>Get bored of normal life
>Travel across the country to the northeast
>Shits pretty tough there so I revert to my younger hoodrat days
>Start looting cars and scoping ones to steal
>Slowly move southward through the northeast stealing as I go (not out of necessity, but thrill)
>Steal a sweet almost new car because some bimbo left her keyfob in
>Travel a few hundred miles in it before the battery dies (I suspect that the owner contacted the manufacturer and had anti-theft measures activated)
>Roam around last night looking for a new ride
>Check about 300 cars, about 60-70 of them were unlocked
>Steal 2 32GB iPhones from one
>A 128GB iPod, an HP laptop, and a ton of chargers too
>About 50 total dollars (mostly change, I only take quarters and bills)
>Attempt to steal a early 90s Honda Civic, get it hotwired (first time trying tbh it took about an hour to figure it out)
>Forget about the steering wheel lock
>Spend an hour trying to figure out where it is
>Fail miserably
>Wander around considering carjacking people and looking for an opportune target (I have a gun)
>Can't find one so I accept defeat around 7AM and go to get breakfast at BK
>Been sitting here since then trying to decide what to do next
Help me out /b/rahs, should I take a bus to my next planned destination or carjack someone or what, I'm getting bored tbh