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Wheres the Hide ll threads thread??? What the fuck did you do to him HDV?!

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This is honestly getting ridiculous. She is like Chris Chan with CWCville and Sonichu. Lady, your story is over. It's fictional. It's not some divine parable. Let it end, and let it go. You don't see Stephen King doing this shit.

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Jew goes insane and beheads Wife


The ex-husband of a young woman whose headless body was found in her apartment in the northern Israeli city of Tiberias was arrested on Wednesday morning after he was found in the street carrying her head.

Tiberias Mayor Yossi Ben David told Haaretz that the couple divorced recently and that the suspect had received services from the city's mental health department. Ben David said the man had immigrated to Israel a few years ago before converting to Judaism.

Yoss Oknin, a volunteer with the United Hatzolah rescue organization who responded to the scene, said that he found the head of the victim, who was in her 30s, next to a garbage can. Oknin said people on the street told him they had seen seen the suspect walking around with the head in his hands.

Eyewitnesses said the suspect knocked on doors in the street while mumbling "They are Amelekites," a reference to an ancient Near East tribe that in the Bible was a recurrent enemy of the Israelites

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Spoilers: by the end of the book, black Santa's beard turns white.

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We wuz samuraiz and sheyiit


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Around 15 minutes in:

Honestly, it is a modern day religion to believe human beings are special snowflakes that are mostly malleable by culture and not by biology. It is the left's own version of creationism.

Also I hate Destiny. Like, the more I hear him talk, the more he encapsulates rhetoric I hate. He is so slimy. He's basically 'me the intellectual' because he thinks he can debate but all he does it talk fast and google shit even faster.

He says believes in 'physiological differences' between the sexes, and yet somehow those differences don't extend to behaviours, AND HE ADMITS THIS HIMSELF.

How are the left not a cult?

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which one would you

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New germanic identitarian synthwave video shot in Vienna fuckers

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So a while back i played this game set in a post-apocalyptic world where the main protagonist basically climbs his way through a city devastated by earthquakes and shit, there's basically dust everywhere and your main items are a rope and a revolver which is always low on ammunition. You have to save some people and certain sections are set in subways also

Anyone know which game i'm talking about? I think it was from a japanese dev but i'm not sure heh

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>Mfw looking at scarjo's nude KIKE full body cg scans for GITS

It's like the entire judaic race was conceived by the Alfather only so as to warn other races of the perils of racemixing heh

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American Bill Kochevar is believed to be the first person in the world with quadriplegia to have arm and hand movement restored by two kinds of implant.

Electrodes under his skull record the activity of brain neurons to generate signals that tell another device to stimulate muscles in the paralysed limb.

Mr Kochevar, 56, from Cleveland, Ohio, said: “For somebody who’s been injured eight years and couldn’t move, being able to move just that little bit is awesome to me. It’s better than I thought it would be.”

A report on his progress appears in the latest issue of The Lancet medical journal.

Principal investigator Dr Bob Kirsch, from Case Western Reserve University in the US, said: “He’s really breaking ground for the spinal cord injury community. This is a major step toward restoring some independence.”

Mr Kochevar is a participant in the on-going BrainGate2 trial looking at the safety and feasibility of using brain-computer interface systems to help people paralysed by spinal injuries.

Other BrainGate research has demonstrated the “mind control” of cursors on computer screens and robotic arms.

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Что здесь происходит?

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Would insanely hot eastern germanic outdoor deepthroatpies be allowed in a bolshevist society?


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Fires up dem neurons…

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would u penetrate test her backdoor /4chon/?

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me the wiztard grill

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HDV, can we bump lock threads that are one day and older?

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US Senate vote ratifies Montenegro joining NATO as twilight of the gods draws close


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Toilet stall

>Look over toilet stall

>See this

Wat do?

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>(…) falsely accused of flirthing with a germanic woman

This is what libweenies actually believe

Top kek at the SJW/BLM asshurt at the discussion page also;

>the long history of white Southerners claiming rape in order to justify lynching

LOL yeah because SJW's don't claim raip to lynch others at all right

And of course the anti-white bolshevikipedia admins let this shit fly too

Smh in 2017

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vaporwave, 70s/80s/90s pop music, and anime music thread

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I've Failed To Embrace The True Male/Masculine Archetype & God Has Punished Me For This

Is it actually healthy or good to keep yourself le pure virgin husbando?

I have been thinking this over a lot lately and I don't think it's how God made men to be.

It makes sense for women; but not for the male.

All the alpha men I know IRL who have 10/10 hot wives have fucked like a hundred other women. One I know turns down lots of women every day but he still puts out those vibes and basically constantly auto-seduces every woman around him.

I on the other hand intentionally avoid talking to or even looking at any woman that I find attractive for fear she might become interested in me and steal my virginity.

I highly value virginity; but maybe this is why I have had such delayed development, not being able to grow pubic hair, not being able to grow a beard, soft voice, etc. There is no precedent for this in my lineage, none of the males in my line have ever been like me, so it's obviously my behaviour that has made me so fucking soft.

Probably if I was in a proper, nationalist, country I would have been drafted and while in the military they would have forced me to be a man by fucking some woman.

I've never taken those FoKy memes about being a crazed bitter virgin or whatever seriously but the more I think about it, love and sex are powers that give vitality to the man, like God makes you a hundred times more capable to do shit with your life and takes away all the fatigue and bullshit that holds you back.

I should stop holding myself to the standards of a woman. The other thing is, white women in my country aren't breeding anyways, and the majority of them will meet some kind of terrible fate. Either they'll fuck a shitskin or waste their life away on travel and other meaningless bullshit and not have a child until they're 30.

Would a woman even give a shit if I told her I was NOT a virgin? I have this idea in my mind that my future wife would want me to be a virgin and to never have fugged another woman before her… but reality is me being a virgin just makes me an awkward, introverted, shy, excuse for a "man".

Monogamy weakens a man. The men I see actually succeeding in life, passing on their genes, running businesses, getting work done, and having strong bodies and minds aren't ones with a mindset like mine. They just fuck every beautiful woman.

By constantly restraining, killing out, or failing to cultivate thoughts of domination, lust, etc. I'm just spiritually cucking myself out of a pool of vitality that would otherwise be mine. I'll probably become 10x the powerful wizard if I just embrace a satyr archetype and let the sexual energy transform my whole being. I've fallen for the celibacy meme and stunted my development.

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Would this person be allowed in a white nationalist society?

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Two activists who filmed undercover videos of Planned Parenthood charged with 15 felonies

The two antiabortion activists who mounted a hidden-camera investigation against Planned Parenthood officials have been charged with 15 felonies for violating the privacy of health-care providers by recording confidential information without their consent.

In announcing the charges against David Robert Daleiden and Sandra Merritt on Tuesday, California Attorney General Xavier Becerra said the duo used manufactured identities and a fictitious bioresearch company to meet medical officials and covertly record the private discussions they initiated.

“The right to privacy is a cornerstone of California’s Constitution, and a right that is foundational in a free democratic society,” Becerra said. “We will not tolerate the criminal recording of confidential conversations.”


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>hey wite boi, cum gimme a hand ova here

Wat do?

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Turkspergy slowly tries to make his way to his computer.

His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor littered with empty Mountain Dew bottles and all kinds of various black dildoes.

He seats himself on his dirty and run-down chair which groanes at the shock of his two-hundred extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it and presses the start button on his computer.

As his computer boots up with a humming sound Turkspergy picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the turkish LGBT foundation, containing various instructions for debate with eastern germanic homophobe white nationalists in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat and smelly shitskin hands.

One of Turkspergy's fat arms accidentally knocks down one of his countless empty vaseline tubes and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten.

Vaseline was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Vladimir, you dirty strong handsome and fair eastern germanic slav gentleman, why wouldn't you love me?", Turkspergy whimpers under his heavy virgin loser breath.

Suddenly all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Turkspergy. Being bullied and beaten up every day, being rejected by his love, his filthy bodybuilding germanic friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before and then trying to overcompensate by pretending to be a bodybuilder on his own, smugly pretending that he was "somehow above them" despite being hated universally - Something which was mirrored in the imageboards he frequented in also, where people told him to GTFO constantly but he just pretended that he was "above them" just like he did back in school. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the germanics (and especially "FoKy") for his own failures.

Finally logging into his computer Turkspergy is greeted by his desktop consisting of a huge black cock photoshopped into Peter Steele's mouth. After discovering the internet he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality by fapping to homosexual gay hairy muscular bear fetishism, cuckold and shemale trap porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone from the gym about his feelings just so that he could lose his virginity before he turned 25, which didn't work out of couse.

Being an autistic manchild, Turkspergy had not found the courage to talk to Tyrone or anyone except for his mother after he finished high school for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck your black dick, Tyrone… ", he sighed.

Turkspergy opens up his outdated internet explorer and searches on bing for 8chan's "4chon" sub-board. Suddenly he remembers his mother's words. She always told him to get a job as a homosexual prostitute or become a kebab cook like his father Ibrahim Al-Haram Bin Vüsüliny.

"Please get a real job Phillip! I'm begging you!", she would say, but she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the Peter Steele fandom aswell as the chosen nation of Turkey and its ancient homosexual customs from these scumbag stormweenies, FoKy's and germanic echolalia homophobes on the internet whose ultimate goal it is to wipe them off the map! Turkspergy now begins to type on his keyboard: "Fucking homophobic stormfag autistic manchildren, listen up here…" He then proceeds to spam Peter Steele threads across many different boards for hours on end.

After a short time of posting on 8chan Turkspergy is sweaty and frustrated yet again like so often before. "FUCKING GERMANIC FOKY SCUM! YOU'RE ALL MANCHILDREN UNLIKE ME!", the degenerate, overweight and incredibly ugly turkish manchild autistic permavirgin loser sperg yells at his computer monitor.

Turkspergy is so upset that he actually knocks his Peter Steele bodybuilding gay bear fetishist figure off his desk.

Turkspergy sniffs his tears away and forces himself to calm down for a little while.

"I'm sorry Peter.", he says. Turkspergy then turns to his wall which he has covered in TIDF, gay homosexual bear fetishist pornographic and muscular bodybuilder posters.

In the midst of this most unholy mess is a framed picture with the arch words "GAY AND PROUD".

Now Turkspergy euphorically salutes his wall, and with a burning passion for Turkey in his heart, sitting in his mom's basement, he types: "Poor lamb, now he's not even bothering to change words around and is just copypasting directly. He must really be upset about me pointing out his atrocious English. If you like, you can post in Polish and we can use Google translate; that might be easier for you."

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I saw Muhammad-al-Phillipo Vaseline at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. He was very smelly and drenched in cum (since he just finished sucking off a homeless guy in front of the store for free), wearing a Peter Steele shirt bought by his mom and was also wearing a 3D-printed sonichu-esque necklace with the face of Peter Steele engraved on it, a turkish flag crudely drawn above said head.

I told him how awful it was to meet him in person, and also told him to get the fuck out of my sight and everything.

He said, “HHEEhhhhh, is that really you foky?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “jej? you're not gay like i am?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and heard him say, "jejjjjjjJJJJJh" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen current issues of the monthly gay bear homosexual pornography fetish magazine in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the magazines and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any polish FoKy content”, and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each magazine and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by putting up dildoes in his ass and moaning really loudly in an effeminate fashion

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Turkey is a big country (over 75 million at census 2012) and it is assumed that the number of children who have autism will be roughly the same as in the rest of the world.

Sadly, the services for children with autism in Turkey are inadequate. The number of children with autism who are receiving public education is very limited. If we consider CDC’s autism rate there should be more than 250,000 students in primary through high school period. But unfortunately only 3,223 children who have ASD are in the education system currently. There are several placement options in Turkish Education System for students with autism depending on the severity of autism. They can attend to (a) general education classroom in regular schools, (b) educational centers for children with ASD, and (c) special schools for children with intellectual disabilities.

According to the statistics of Ministry of Education 2011-2012 academic year there are 51 centers (10 in Istanbul) for children with autism throughout the country with 2,066 students at primary school level and 14 vocational training centers with 657 students. It is pleasant to indicate that the number of students who are being included in general education classrooms has been increasing year by year. But there are many children to be included in the country. The main problems in these areas can be stated as follows: (a) difficulties during diagnosis, (b) lack of special education teachers and related personnel (such as behavior analyst, speech and language pathologist etc) and (c) problems in curriculum for children with autism and other disabilities.

Early childhood education has been another problematic area in Turkey right now. Recently, children aged 37-66 months with special needs are covered under compulsory education by Legislation in Turkey. However, a very small portion of these children have access to early childhood education. The deficiency in special education teachers and other personnel is again a big problem. The number of early childhood education schools has been increasing year by year and so does the number of preschool students. While this development is being observed, there are still problems for accessing early childhood special education services. Furthermore, there is not a system or model for monitoring and educating babies and toddlers with special needs under 37 months old.

The lack of faculties at universities in the department of special education is another source of problem in special education system in Turkey. There are very limited human resources in higher education. The Higher Education Council in Turkey should consider to train and enroll more faculties.

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FoKy appreciation thread.

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virtual-reality technology = sub-realities for the under classes of society

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Who am I

jej i pretend to lift weights despite being a DYEL shitskin jej jej

jej look at how bad at English FoKy is according to me jej jej jej

jej disaster preparedness is bad jej

jej gayhairymenbeingfuckedintheassbyhairyhomosexualturkishbears.com is the best site ever jej jej JEJUEJEUJEU

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Pauline Hanson Speaks Out Against Political Correctness & 18C

Good speech. She should be this coherent all the time. She's on point.

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I'd throw it in current day, grown up Rebecca Black, tbqf

She's not the best but still dece

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I just scratched my asshole which is quite itchy right now and just as i was scratching it a fart came loose and spurted out at full speed and now my finger stinks a lot heh

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“I think the big issue with all Chinese weapons – including copies of Western equipment – is that they remain untested in combat,” Eric Wertheim author of U.S. Naval Institute’s Combat Fleets of the World and a naval analyst said.

“We just don’t know how they will perform, so while they may be far less expensive than their western counterparts, many countries are understandably reluctant to take the risk of acquiring products that haven’t passed the ultimate test of combat. I expect that some of these systems are likely to perform as advertised while others may significantly underperform compared to their western counterparts.”

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Redpilling the Lolbergs

I tried to redpill the libertarian Party of Canada and it didn't work, I just got this cucked response.

>Immigration makes our country richer a lot like how free trade makes us richer. As long as they play nice and don't cause trouble they can contribute their skills to the Canadian economy which is better for everyone. This is especially clear when a certain profession lacks qualified workers. For example it would take years to train new doctors, possibly four years for undergrad, four more for post-grad and one to three years for training. That's a minimum of seven years to train new employees in certain professions if they already have a bachelor degree. Allowing immigration would immediately ease the work load of the professions in question and allow more people to get treated and more quickly at a lower cost.


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Furry youtube is weird as shit tbh

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What coping mechanism do you have to make you a peace with having no gf?

Here are some of mine;

-She will lie to me

-She will demand I spend more money than I want

-Her love will be conditional

-She will abandon me if I am ever sick or poor

-She will never let me be the boss

-She will get fat

-She will be vain and narcissistic

-She'll be useless at everything

-She probably can't cook worth shit

-She will divorce rape me or threaten to divorce rape me if I resist her commands

-She might hit me

-She will poke at my ego and wear me down

-She will never think about anything but herself

-She will be boring, never read 1800s literature

-She won't be a virgin

Now post urs

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Makes u think…

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>Tfw fucking KIKE springtime induces hay fever again

>It's almost 30 degrees celsius outside too again

What is life

When i bug out i need to find a viably cold forest area where no pollen are flying around either heh

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Cheney says Russia's election cyber attacks possibly an "act of war"

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has no doubts about President Donald Trump’s victory in the 2016 election, but still thinks there was Russian meddling in the election that must be investigated.

“There’s not any argument at this stage that somehow the election of President Trump was not legitimate, but there’s no question that there was a very serious effort made by Mr. Putin and his government, his organization, to interfere in major ways with our basic, fundamental democratic processes,” Cheney said.

“In some quarters, that would be considered an act of war,” he added, in remarks at the Economic Times’ Global Business Summit in New Delhi Monday.

Cheney also said his comments “don’t speak for anybody else” and “are very much my own.”

The former vice president also referred to Russian cyber attacks carried out against Baltic states like in Estonia in 2007.

“I would not underestimate the weight that we as Americans assign to the Russian attempts to interfere with our internal political processes,” he said.

The former vice president’s remarks came as House and Senate investigations are probing the communications between Trump staffers, as well as the alleged hacking of DNC emails during the 2016 election.

In a testimony last Monday for the House Intelligence Committee, FBI Director James Comey said that the agency had been investigating Russian involvement in the election since July.


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Check em'



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Wud this b aloud in bolshevist society

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Does this really work?

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Where are you on the political spectrum?

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born a goy. heart is jewish.

My soul is Jewish yet I am not an actual member of the Jewish nation-tribe, wtf.

I would love to seriously study the Talmud but I was never taught Hebrew due to not being born into a Jewish family; I do not trust English translations.

This sucks donkey balls.

Should I seek Rabbi guidance or should I continue living as a Shabbos Goy type?

Help me out lads.

Maybe I should court a Jewish woman who has strayed from her people and I bring her into a traditional Jewish baal teshuva lifestyle.

Jews rule!

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Does this fit well with your personal experience /4chon/?

Most very smart or very stupid people being male?

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Bodies of American, Swedish UN experts found in Congo

The bodies of an American and a Swedish investigator with the United Nations and their Congolese interpreter have been found in Congo's Central Kasai province, authorities said Tuesday, more than two weeks after they disappeared while looking into recent violence there.

"After tests … it is possible to identify the bodies as the two U.N. experts and their interpreter as being found near the Moyo river," said Congo government spokesman Lambert Mende. Investigations will continue to find other missing Congolese colleagues, he said.

Michael Sharp of the United States and Zaida Catalan of Sweden, along with interpreter Betu Tshintela, driver Isaac Kabuayi and two motorbike drivers, went missing March 12 while looking into large-scale violence and alleged human rights violations by the Congolese army and local militia groups.

Congo's police inspector general Charles Bisengimana said the bodies were found Monday between the cities of Tshimbulu and Kananga, the provincial capital.

The confirmation came a day after Sharp's father, John Sharp of Hesston, Kansas, wrote on his Facebook page that the bodies of two Caucasians had been found in shallow graves in the search area for the U.N. investigators.

"Since no other Caucasians have been reported missing in that region, there is a high probability that these are the bodies of MJ and Zaida," he wrote. "Dental records and DNA samples will be used to confirm the identities. This will take some time.

"All other words fail me."


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Dinosaur footprint may be largest ever discovered

Researchers may have uncovered the largest dinosaur footprints ever found, measuring in at five feet, nine inches long and etched into the Earth millions of years ago by massive four-legged sauropod dinosaurs.

The footprints were discovered as part of a five-year excavation along a 16-mile stretch of coastline in Western Australia. Paleontologists say they’ve found between 11 and 21 distinct types of dinosaur tracks belonging to a wide range of prehistoric creatures: long-necked herbivorous (plant-eating) sauropods, two-legged herbivorous ornithopods, and armored dinosaurs.

Found in rocks dating back 127 million to 140 million years on Australia’s Dampier Peninsula, the footprints collectively represent “the most diverse assemblage of dinosaur tracks in the world,” researchers said. They published their findings in the Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology.

“It’s such a magical place — Australia’s own Jurassic Park, in a spectacular wilderness setting,” lead author Dr. Steve Salisbury said in a statement.


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Okla. police arrest alleged driver for 3 burglars shot dead by homeowner's son

“These three individuals came to this residence with the intent to burglarize it,” Deputy Nick Mahoney said. “One was with brass knuckles, the other one was with a knife.”

Mahoney said, “They were masked at the time, all had gloves on. They entered in through a black door, shattering the back door and they entered into the residence.”

After hearing “loud bangs,” the homeowner’s son went to the back of the residence and encountered the intruders and shots were fired, authorities say.

Deputies said two of the teens died inside the house while the third ran from the home before dying in the driveway. The deceased were males ages 16, 17 and 18.

A fourth person was arrested, a 21-year-old woman identified as Elizabeth Marie Rodriguez, who authorities determined had driven the three suspects to the home.

Rodriguez is now booked in the Wagoner County jail on three counts of first-degree murder and three counts of first-degree burglary, according to KOTV. No bond has been set.


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Meanwhile in Nashville: 'trump will be a one term president'

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Fix this broken site, KIKE.

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God i want society to collapse

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I really really really hate this board

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family father

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Finally got my Honeypot set up, came at me fegs!

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On a scale ranging from 1 to 10 how ready do you consider urself to be for Ragnarök fams?

Me personally i'm like a 6.5 i think heh

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fighting smiley in the ASTRAL

do it faggot, fight me, you weak fucking cunt, I'll destroy your entire world, again.

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>When you're so thirsty you start bending your ""bisexual straightness"" at a whim just so you can get fucked in the ass by hairy muscular gay turkish men

top kek

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Stefan Molyneux is doing movie reviews now heh

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HEBOH ! Kaget ada orang telanjang di hutan Aceh

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Windows 10 Pro Scares Me

Guys my new computer is probably going to arrive anytime today now and it comes with Windows 10 Pro. If you guys want me to even give Windows a chance, please help me to make the most out of it. For one, I hate how Windows has so many redundant links with its folders. Can I just delete all the folders I don't want to use and create the folders I do want to use? For two, I need a screencapping program that does the exact same shit as what I currently use in Linux Mint, where I can just do "shift + prtscn" and capture a part of the screen and it's saved with a filename right away. For three, what programs besides Notepad++ and Gimp and Krita should I be downloading right away? For four, what bloat should I cull from the computer? For five, I need some arguments to calm my mind about the whole NSA knowing every single fucking thing about me in detail because I use Windows 10, when Linux at least would I think limit their capacity to spy on me. For six, tell me ways in which linux would shit itself on my new computer, and I therefore should use Windows. tbqh after wiping out Linux from my old Ayylienware 17-R2 and having Windows with express settings installed onto it for le normie that received it next, I am terrified how much shit it knows, for example it knows when you use the computer and when you don't and basically it fucking knows your sleep/work schedule. It also knows your face and can auto sign you in just because it sees your face. Pic related, it scares me.

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I'm not sure where I stand on the Einstein Question™

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Why are you guys always angry about something when there are some people posting here who have an amazing sense of humor?

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Lemons: Gun-Totin' Left-Wingers Demonstrate at the Arizona Capitol: Is Bloodshed on the Horizon?


Hey, lefties with guns, that's cool.

At least, that was my first impression upon seeing about 40 or so assorted anarchists, Brown Berets, and members of a group calling itself the Phoenix John Brown Gun Club across the street from the state Capitol, openly armed to the proverbial teeth.

I was late to the pro-Trump "Make America Great Again" march, which began at Cesar Chavez Plaza — after some confusion about the demonstration's starting at the now past-tense "Patriots Square Park" — and ended at the lawn of the Arizona Capitol.

So I headed straight to the Capitol, but the pro-Trump event was petering out. One of the cops present told me that the MAGA march consisted of a group of about 100.

However, across the street, on the Wesley Bolin Memorial Plaza-side of 17th Avenue were the left-wingers, some of them masking their faces, some not. Many of them were armed with long guns. You know, just like the "patriot" groups.

While I was taking photographs of them, a woman approached me and told me that the group would not be granting interviews. She gave me a flier with a statement from something called the "Redneck Revolt," which according to the flier aims to "put the RED back in redneck."

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new wuuurl staaaar fight comp, my negroes


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Fresh RADIX Journal entry fuckerinos


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lmao, they doubled down on this.

The Case for Being a Cuck


>If you are totally unfamiliar with the term cuck and are wondering why someone just ALL CAPS SHOUTED that you are one on Twitter, well, it’s the alt-right’s favorite insult for men who are not members of the alt-right. The term is derived from porn, wherein white husbands watch their wives or girlfriends have sex with (generally) black men. If you wonder why the prospect of your wife having sex with another man would be more humiliating if that man were black, well, congratulations; you’re not a racist.

>Breitbart (you know, the site Steve Bannon used to run) defines "cuck" as “needlessly relinquished manliness, for selling out and caving in. The original metaphor of watching your partner getting slammed by another dude now simply means abandoned principles and a lack of backbone. It’s a byword for beta male or coward.”

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What do you ozzy fucks think about this article?


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New greenpilled anti-ZOG Dave Dees artwork fuckers

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Would the high quality greenpilled aswell as redpilled folkish germanic Neofolk act known as "Wolcensmen" be allowed in a bolshevist society?


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New nazi zombie VR game fuckers

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is Pakistan being too soft on the jewish menace?

Pakistan Grants Its ‘Last Jew’ Permission to Practice Judaism

Pakistan has allowed a 29-year-old Jewish activist Fishel Benkhald to change his religion from Islam to Judaism, an unusual move by authorities in the Muslim-majority country.

In normal circumstances, it would have been a normal practice to let Benkhald choose a religion of his choice to fill in the forms to get a national identity card and passport.

But it was a task for Benkhald as he was registered as a Muslim, and it could be interpreted as apostasy, which is punished with death according to Pakistan’s Islamic law.

The Ministry of Interior has recently given the green light in response to Benkhald's application, where he had sought 'conversion/correction' of his religion from Islam to Judaism, in his national identity documents, The Express Tribune reported.

>Pakistani Jews, a few in numbers, usually hide their identity from public. According to a top NADRA official, their identity details, such as house addresses, in the authority's records are treated as top secret.

>There are some 745 registered Jew families in Pakistan, the official said.


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HDV at work.

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The Unauthorized Biography of David Rockerfeller

New vid by le anarcocap weeb rebel

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New efukt video fuckers


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thread for cool friendly nice people, no meanies allowed!

What was the last meal you ate?

Mine was oatmeal sprinkled with some lemon juice.

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vaporwave, 70s/80s/90s pop music, and anime music thread

new rule: foky is not allowed to post ITT

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This is literally chodespergy IRL

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readin this and thinkin about atheism

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holy shit this woman is 10/10

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This great evil, where's it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doing this?

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I've noticed that when I post on the popular message board, I rarely get responses. I fear that means I am not so witty and it feels bad.

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If I get a job and start working (I'm literally doing it purely to impress /4chon/) will you all be proud and/or jealous of me?


Son, I am proud.

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Son, I am disappoint.

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My butt is hurting that you're now working, REEEEEEEEEEEEE–

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heh, he fell for the working a job and earning money ruse

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You'll have to do more than that…

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I wish you were working for me.

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You know what I'd REALLY like? Is for you to "work me". heh

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Depends on the kind of work it is.

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Depends on the amount you're getting paid.

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Depends on the number of hours you're working.

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Depends if there's lots of qt 3.14 women in your workplace.

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Going to miss your shitposting fam ;_;.

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It's just a distraction from more important matters like spiritual ascent.

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Just FYI heh

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draw a swastika general

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I just shat my pants. Did i like it?

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>I've been single for 5 and a half years without a stable long-term relationship

I like that she has to use those last three words specifically, and can't just end it at 'I've been single', period.


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Ramzpaul's brother Steve Ramsey makes a Legend of Zelda™ Master Sword for his son.

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*blocks your path*

Wat do?

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200k special

7.3 billion

>what did she mean by this?

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Would Joshua Conner Moon be allowed in a White Nationalist society?


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116699 get

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Me the sis scarer

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>tfw ur a loser

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>go to mall

>wearing yoga pants

>guy behind me gropes my ass

I ran off because I was scared but later felt good. I fantasized that it was foky with his strong germanic hands that was harrassing and abusing my turkish butt and then masturbated to the thought for hours on end whilst reading gay homosexual bear pornography fetishist magazines. What is wrong with me?

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It's weekend fams!

And you're not doing anything special because you're life sucks

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Omg look at me im dwarf

Look at my shitty schizophrenic oekaki

Arent i artistic and deeply mysterious and insightful and so above it all


Im a woman dont hit on me silly imageboard boiis xDD Im so precious and speshul

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>all this dwarfcunty schizo shitpost spamflooding again derailing all the non-toxic discussion instantly with female toxicity again


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Mfw there's STILL no 1080p siterip torrent for LustyGrandmas

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Return to Gelderland

Should I go to Europe and go to Gelderland and acquire a superior 14/10 ethereal aryan goddess incarnate wife?

I have a chance to go to Europe in a few months and I'm damned scared to go.

I reckon any of these superior Gelderlanders would not like me because if one of their kind wanted to be with me she'd be the libshit type that goes after foreigners and then when she finds out my views she'd be horrified. Meanwhile the ones that have my views and mentality and who live there would want nothing to do with me as I'm basically a fucking mess thanks to my dad marrying an inferior woman (my mom) and fucking everything up.

Probably should just stick it out in the apocalyptic wastelands of Ontario. These women from Gelderland are the kind of women I see in the astral and decide to refer to them later when talking about them as "angels". They are so incredibly perfect. These women aren't even on the normal beauty scale, they far surpass what I'd call a 10/10.

Fuck my life for being mixed with a strain of German that has made me darker. I need to do some serious meditation to unfuck my phenotypes.

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GeForce GTX 1080 Ti gets overclocked to record 3GHz

>New frequency record thanks to LN2 cooling and a modified PCB.


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Me The Lolbergtarian / Building My Own Party Platform

I am seriously considering donating for a 5 year membership for the lolbergtarian party of Canada and have been sending them emails. Whether I actually join or not is mostly precedented upon whether I think I can become a part of their party and not be caste out for extreme views.

Here is what I'm going to do if I become a lolbergtarian member and become the candidate for my area:

I am going to reform the immigration laws so that absolutely nobody is allowed to our country and there are no immigration quotas. I'm going to formulate my rhetoric as non-racial (with some criticism of specific foreign groups) but nationalistic. I am going to put in place a very simple policy where if anyone wants to come to Canada, a Canadian already in the country must pay a minimum of $10,000.00 CDN for each person they want to bring here and the immigrant MUST join our Canadian military (preferably as infantry). There will be no complicated background checks or any bullshit and redtape like that at all, any Canadian can pretty much sponsor someone for 10k provided they are indeed going to pay that amount, and the immigrant is going to be drafted automatically into our military. However the person who sponsors the immigrant WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE if that immigrant causes any trouble in the country after coming here! If the immigrant commits acts of terrorism, the person who paid to bring them here will face the same punishments as them, even the death penalty! So anyone who wants to pay to have someone immigrate to Canada must be absolutely damned sure whoever they're bringing over isn't going to cause trouble! Furthermore any kind of criminal activity, even the most minor shit, will result in deportation of the immigrant if it happens within the first year of them coming here. After the first year, this will be laxed slightly, but serious crimes will still result in deportation. Everyone who comes over to the country will be classified as an immigrant for their whole life; only people actually born in this nation won't have to face this potential for deportation and so on. Oh and one more thing; immigrants can't pay for other immigrants to come over. So you can't have a native-born Canadian pay 10k to have an immigrant come over who then pays 10k to have another immigrant come over. Also that 10k they would be paying is the money that is going to fund settling the immigrant into Canada, paying for his military gear and weapons, and so on.

This is going to be my official immigration policy. Besides this though I also have plans for political agitation and various tactics of all sorts that will restore the demographics of Canada to full European/White. In various ways I plan to drive out the non-whites, whether that's making Canada an unattractive place for them to remain, getting them to self-deport, instigating a rise of nationalism and mentalities that will make life uncomfortable for muds.

Concerning birthrates, I advocate below replacement level birthrates. My real plan though is to cull the liberals and atheists and degenerates by reinforcing their desire to not breed, while simultaneously massively increasing the population of traditional/conservative leaning rural whites. This will cause a permanent shift on the genetic level as to what kind of behavioral traits prevail in the white population in Canada.

I have lots more to say, check out my blog on /ask/, I will also probably write lots more as I build up my full platform and give my positions on everything.

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Is Ragnarok Online approved by FoKy?

FoKy can you post list of f2p mmo you recommend?

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You Can Be My Girlfriend

Hey if anyone here is a red or blond haired female and wants to be my GF please contact me at FringeWizard@gmail.com before I settle for a GF that isn't an imageboard shitposter. I will not likely remain single much longer.

If you have brown eyes or black hair or you're too much older than me you are disqualified from being my GF unless you can demonstrate exceptional psychic skill or have some other supremely redeeming factor.

A shitposter GF would be top-tier.

Oh also, I'll send you current picture of me on request, I don't look like in those stupid pics that get posted around all the time on here.

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When The Left Resorts To Censorship Because They Can't Debate

>comments are disabled for this video


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mfw KC got shut down

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Kikelingchode is trying to doxx the grand wizard on 8/asatru/ again

Send help quick

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>When you're so thirsty you start bending your philosophy at a whim just so you can fuck brown pussy

top kek

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yum yum

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Martin McGuinness dies of natural causes.

rip. memeworthy video, btw.

also, hdv, we need an IRA flag

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New cringeworthy low production value Murdoch video fuckers

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me the fisherman

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So i was walking through the foodcourt at the mall and there was this teen girl sitting by herself at a bar type table on a stool, head bowed over her mcdonalds meal and an EB games bag beside her. She had greasy hair. IRL Tomoko.

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Just took a liberating shit that had been festering in my intestines for days now and i feel much better now heh. Did i like it?

Downloading the new TWD episode now and will be eating a snack before and maybe some more proper breakfast afterwards. None of my retarded siblings were up either and later on i'll have the house for myself for 3 or 4 hours or so, maybe more even

This is truly what's best in life. Oh and also i'm going to fap now

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StarCraft Remastered

In terms of specifics, here is a rundown of what StarCraft: Remastered offers:

• Widescreen UHD support for up to 4K

• New illustrations to "enhance storytelling" in the campaign missions

• "Advanced matchmaking"

• "Full connectivity" to Blizzard's online network

• Cloud saves for campaign progress, custom-made maps, keybinds, and replays

• Eight new languages in addition to the five that came with the original

"While these improvements will bring StarCraft to the modern era, gameplay and balance have been precisely preserved, for an experience that will feel identical to veteran players," Blizzard said.

In preparation for StarCraft: Remastered, Blizzard Entertainment will update StarCraft: Brood War later this week to version 1.18. The update will include bug fixes and improvements, including the ability to rebind keys; observer mode; modern anti-cheat measures; compatibility improvements for Windows 7, 8.1, and 10; and more. Once the update is live, StarCraft Anthology, which includes the original game and the Brood War expansion, will be free to download and play.

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Gonna stream whatever you want, goys


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Would this be allowed in a cuckquean society?


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>tfw no autistic burd to sing 4 u

y even liv

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Sargnarg the Hardge Harg

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money = time & energy in the form of flimsy green paper currency if u rly think about it,,

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SaM HyDe

New MillionDollarExtreme video, fuckers!

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need motivation tbh

ironpill comics thread GO

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i unironically think "beauty and the beast" is about beastility and mayb race-mixing

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Doctors Explain How Hiking Through Beautiful Greenpilled Germanic Forestry Actually Changes Our Brains, Cleanses Pineal Gland


Who else /gothikingstickwithmanymedalsonitfromplacesuvebeento/ here

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ehlp gods ther eis an kike doing white genocide in thrid density

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Would this androgynous model be allowed in a WN society?

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>so anon would i be allowed in your wn society?

wut do fams?

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Why are you on /4chon/?

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Would the amish way of living be allowed in a bolshevist society?

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I am a robot like lmao so stonned fuuuuck i smack my dick at the desk

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Omnigger watches on helplessly as his women submit to the BWC

Don't believe the ruse, the wizard is collecting a haram of Middle Eastern women including Omran's sister, and he's going to conquer them all with BWC while Omnigger tries his hardest to pretend he isn't devastated he can't complete with super aryans.

t. knower

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>accidentally click on a Laura Southern vid in my (((recommendations on youtube)

>immediately pause it

>see this


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>saying really gross stuff

Can anyone explain to me the "saying shocking and disgusting sexual things" meme to me? Do people do this to gross others out or are they actually that degenerate for real?

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New TwD episode in 3 hours fams

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i made OC

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ded bort

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South Africa Controls The World's Platinum Supply

t doesn’t stop with rare earths, either: Many other important elements, such as platinum, are only available from one or two mines in the entire world. If South Africa sustained a huge earthquake — or was on the receiving end of a thermonuclear bomb, perhaps — the world’s supply of platinum would literally dry up over night. The continued existence of technologies that rely on platinum, like car exhaust catalytic converters and fuel cells, would be unlikely.

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>walking on the street and see le free software man

>RMS look at you and say

>I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing.

Wat do?

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Le Ancestry

Three of my ancestors fought for the Confederates and 21 for the Union.

My last name though has had the spelling changed a little quite a few times. Another spelling of my last name shows 19 of my ancestors fought for the Confederates and 214 for the Union.

How should I feel about this?

Oh btw, if any of you want to know how many people with your last name fought in the American Civil War then www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname= and after the equals sign put your last name. Then scroll down to the Civil War Service Records.

Green line in these charts = people with my last name. Other line equals general public.

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Me The Lad With The Angel For A Wife

>They conceive, then, of three kinds of men, spiritual, material, and animal . . . The material goes, as a matter of course, into corruption. The animal, if it make choice of the better part, finds repose in the intermediate place; but if the worse, it too shall pass into destruction. But they assert that the spiritual principles which have been sown by Achamoth, being disciplined and nourished here from that time until now in righteous souls (because when given forth by her they were yet but weak), at last attaining to perfection, shall be given as brides to the angels of the Saviour, while their animal souls of necessity rest for ever with the Demiurge in the intermediate place. And again subdividing the animal souls themselves, they say that some are by nature good, and others by nature evil. The good are those who become capable of receiving the [spiritual] seed [and becoming pneumatic]; the evil by nature are those who are never able to receive that seed [and become hylic].

— Irenaeus, Adv. Haer. I. 7, 5

I honestly believe that I will receive an angel waifu because of how I have lived my life, because of my desires, because of my aspirations… them astral cuties y'know. I think my angel already watches over me and talks to me and appears for me sometimes. There is nothing better than a wife that is literally an angel / 4D grill.

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FoKy is back again


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Mfw i have to fap and take a shit but the piece of shit drunkard cunt is getting drunk again and dog keeps knocking on my door also

Also i fucking hate daylight savings time


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Man goes on White Power Rampage in NYC

Prosecutors said the targeted murder of a black man by a self-proclaimed white supremacist in New York City was most likely an act of terrorism.

Jackson is accused of stabbing 66-year-old Timothy Caughman, an African American, near Ninth Avenue and West 36th Street in Midtown Manhattan Monday night. Caughman was able to make his way to a nearby police precinct before collapsing and later dying at the hospital.

Police said Jackson traveled to New York City with the intent of attacking and killing black men, and told them he was a member of a white supremacist group. According to the New York City Police Department, he detailed his racist views in a manifesto on his laptop computer, "explaining his desire and plans."

Police said they are trying to understand Jackson's motives. He brought his laptop to New York, and police are waiting for a search warrant to examine it.

The New York Times is reporting that Jackson told detectives he wanted to deliver it to the newspaper.

Detectives believe Jackson has a hatred of black people – specifically black men. He told police he was a member of a white supremacist group, adding that he is angered by black men mixing with white women.

Authorities said when Jackson walked into the NYPD substation Tuesday, he announced he was wanted in the stabbing.

"You need to arrest me," he allegedly said. "I've got the knife in my coat."

Investigators said two knives were found in his possession – and the murder weapon is believed to be this 26-inch mini sword:

Jackson allegedly told police that just before he surrendered he had seen an interracial couple, thought about the two knives he had on him, but ultimately decided to instead turn himself in. He also told detectives he chose to come to New York City because it's the media capital of the world and he wanted to make a statement.

The NYPD has been told the suspect served in the Army for four years, deployed to Afghanistan and Germany, and was honorably discharged in 2012.

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Are Anime Characters White?

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>What god want in song?

"It's like having sex with a 12 year old"


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which one would you bang

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/ask/ blog updated

Hey /ask/itizens I've added two new entries to my blog: https://8ch.net/ask/blog.html

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The holiday is over: Amazon will collect sales taxes nationwide on April 1

Amazon, the online merchandise juggernaut, will collect sales taxes from all states with a sales tax starting April 1.

Tax-free shopping will be over as of next month in Hawaii, Idaho, Maine and New Mexico, the four remaining holdouts.

Since the beginning of this year, Amazon has added a number of states to its roster of jurisdictions where it collects sales taxes.

"Maine businesses can go toe-to-toe with the very best out -of-state companies, provided they are competing on an equal playing field," said George Gervais, commissioner of the Maine Department of Economic and Community Development, in a statement.

"Amazon's decision to collect and remit sales tax to the state of Maine is an important first step in leveling the playing field," he said, noting that the increased revenue from sales levies will help lower the state's income taxes.


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"I'm a conservative and for free trade." "I'm for Brexit."

This is why you keep women out of politics.

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Dear Girls Who Are (Finally) Ready To Date Nice Guys: We Don’t Want You Anymore

You had your chance on our first (and only) date. I held the door open for you and bought you dinner at that 5-star restaurant you so slyly worked into the conversation. You looked amazing and I went all out to impress you. You walked through the door I held open for you without a thank you or really any acknowledgement of my little gesture.

I asked you about your hopes and dreams and listened to you bitch about your ex-boyfriend as you ordered that $100 bone-in ribeye and the wine with the fancy vintage you just had to try. You finished the wine but took most of the steak home in a doggy bag. I only now realize that it was the ex-boyfriend you were texting all evening, I hope he enjoyed the steak I bought him. By the way that “emergency call” you got after dinner didn’t fool anyone. I’m not stupid, unlike most of the guys you’ve dated.

I was wonderful to you, I was a gentleman. I treated you with respect, like a lady deserves to be treated. I enjoyed your company and you had my full attention. I didn’t expect anything in return except a chance to win your heart. I’m stable, I’m a good provider, I want marriage and kids in my future. I’m the man of your dreams, but you couldn’t see that. Or maybe you just didn’t care. You were pretty preoccupied with your texting.

But now you’re ready to date me? Really? You’ll excuse me if I’m not jumping for joy. You’ve dissed me, rejected me, took advantage of me, dodged my goodnight kiss and couldn’t wait to get away from me. Now suddenly you want me? Sorry, I’m not buying it.

I get it though, now that you’re on the downside of 30, the wrinkles are starting, the body is sagging and you have stretch marks and that c-section scar from pushing out that bad boy’s rugrat. I know it was impossible to see that that deadbeat irresponsible jerk was actually a deadbeat irresponsible jerk, but that’s not my problem. While you were waiting for those texts that never came I was busy getting my career in order and maximizing my credit score. Now my biggest issue is deciding which color Audi I’m going to buy. Why in the world would I choose to take on you and your problems?

In your twenties you barely gave me the time of day. Meanwhile you were jumping in bed with any guy with a neck tattoo or a prison record. Why would I date you? I know where you’ve been, and I hope you’ve been tested. From the trail of bad boys and the mistreatment you tolerated, no, invited into your life and seeing all the drama you created for yourself, I can only conclude that you don’t need a nice guy, you need therapy! I’m a simple guy and like my life uncomplicated. You are the human embodiment of drama and chaos, I’d have to be crazier than, well… YOU to take on your baggage.


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'Windows 10 destroyed our data!' Microsoft hauled into US court

>Updated Three people in Illinois have filed a lawsuit against Microsoft, claiming that its Windows 10 update destroyed their data and damaged their computers.

>The complaint [PDF], filed in Chicago's US District Court on Thursday, charges that Microsoft Windows 10 is a defective product and that its maker failed to provide adequate warning about the potential risks posed by Windows 10 installation – specifically system stability and data loss.

>Microsoft "failed to exercise reasonable care in designing, formulating, and manufacturing the Windows 10 upgrade and placing it into the stream of commerce," the complaint claims. "As a result of its failure to exercise reasonable care, [the company] distributed an operating system that was liable to cause loss of data or damage to hardware."


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Me The Auto-Alpha

I started paying to god like 2 or 3 days ago to be Auto-Alpha and went out today for a job interview and they loved me and on my way out of that place got offered another job by a red haired qt who also then gave me her personal card in addition to her manager's car and she really wanted me come work with her. I am not sure how old she is though; she might be older than me. Then I went out to the market today and got so many people smiling at me and wanting to talk to me and be around me. There is nothing like letting alphaness just flow from God through you. You don't even have to think any of it over at all, everything is just automatic-alpha. I also had some black haired girl invite me to go ride horses with her on her farm. She's Dutch but…

>black hair

Do not want. Might go ride horses with her anyways though but what if she tries to kiss me or something and make me her boyfriend?

Also some chink woman randomly said to me that I ought to take one of her bracelets "for your gf". I was like… I don't have a GF and she's like "you do". What did she mean by this?

Anyways, why haven't you attuned to the satyr/alpha god-mode archetype yet /4chon/? Let it work upon you and remake you. heh jk, do what you want, you betas. heh

Praise be to God the bestower of alpha vibes.

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Grayling denies UK laptop ban is due to lax airport security

>The transport secretary, Chris Grayling, has denied that the UK’s decision to impose a cabin baggage ban on laptops and other electronic devices on flights from eight countries meant their airport security was lax.

>On Tuesday, the UK and US governments announced sweeping cabin bans on laptops and tablets, though different in scope. The UK has banned the items on flights from six countries: Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, Tunisia and Saudi Arabia, with UK airlines including British Airways and EasyJet among those affected. The Department for Transport has said the ban must be implemented by Saturday.


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Rare Pepe Currency


lmao it's real

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GameStop shares plummet on reports of lost sales

Shares of GameStop fell more than 13 percent Friday after the company reported sales declines in almost all of its segments during the fourth quarter.

GameStop reported Thursday that hardware sales declined 29.1 percent, and new software sales fell by 19.3 percent for the quarter — two categories that were once key in boosting revenue for the retailer.

The Texas-based company said fiscal fourth-quarter global sales decreased 13.6 percent to $3.05 billion, while consolidated comparable sales — a metric monitored closely for retail companies by Wall Street — declined 16.3 percent, falling in line with analysts' estimates, according to FactSet.

In 2017, GameStop said it expects to close between 2 to 3 percent of its global store footprint, a sign that traffic at its brick-and-mortar locations has slowed. The company also said Thursday that its video game category has become "weak."

"The fourth quarter [ended Jan. 28] was significantly impacted by … aggressive console promotions by other retailers on Thanksgiving [Day] and Black Friday," the company wrote in its earnings release. GameStop is facing more competition from big-box retailers such as Target and Wal-Mart, and e-commerce giant Amazon.


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shenmue from 1999 has more detailed graphics than zelda from 2017

how does dis make u feel

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thinkin about how we still in chains

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Germany was bullied during WW1, but it blew back up, this time the same thing is happening to the "caliphate"

go is is green been bing bong trump

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Pakistani migrant raped a 6 year old in Germany. The dad tried to retaliate, and the cops killed the father. The pedophile rapist got probation.

Source: https://goo.gl/kbjdJP

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>try to shitpost on ded bort

>see this

Wat do?

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me IRL

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Name literally one thing Sweden could do that would surprise me that isn't 'turn to the right of Stalin'. I'll wait.

>The goal is to humanise the terrorist, so to speak, and to dare to do it. Daring to ensure that the terrorist is a human being, he says, and continues to clarify his point.

>Because if we do not dare do that, then we dehumanize this person the same way as they dehumanize their victims, and if we can not understand or try to understand this person, we will not do anything about the basic problems.


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Potential Winds of Winter Spoilers As Original Script for Stannis’ Death Surfaces

BRIENNE: “Do you have any last words?”

Stannis considers.

STANNIS: “Do you believe in the life to come?”

Brienne nods.

STANNIS: “I don’t. But if I’m wrong, and you’re right… tell Renly I’m sorry when you get there. I don’t imagine I’ll see him wherever I’m going. (beat) And my daughter. Tell her… tell her…”

“Sorry” doesn’t begin to cover what he feels about Shireen. The thought of it brings tears to his eyes, and he’s not going to die weeping in front of a woman he doesn’t know. Stannis stares up at her.

STANNIS: “Go on. Do your duty.”

Brienne raises her sword and brings it down with a mighty swing.

They should have kept it like this; it would've been better for the character.

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Is the anon who was going to use aunt watermelon's tummo meditation still here?

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MovIe Time (/°-°)/


>fucked up and got a few nasty concussions from skating recently,

>I'm home from the hospital n don't have work but I can't play games or read or do anything other than watch movies or shows

Problem is I've already seen a lot of movies I've been wanting to watch.

Recommend me some good movies to watch

>pic related last one I saw

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where is the porn spammer when you need him most

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Hitler (tries to) describe the beliefs of Emperor Julian the Apostate:

"When one thinks of the opinions held concerning Christianity by our best minds a hundred, two hundred years ago, one is ashamed to realise how little we have since evolved. I didn't know that Julian the Apostate had passed judgment with such clear-sightedness on Christianity and Christians. You should read what he says on the subject.

Originally, Christianity was merely an incarnation of Bolshevism the destroyer. Nevertheless, the Galilean, who later was called the Christ, intended something quite different. He must be regarded as a popular leader who took up His position against Jewry. Galilee was a colony where the Romans had probably installed Gallic legionaries, and it's certain that Jesus was not a Jew. The Jews, by the way, regarded Him as the son of a whore—of a whore and a Roman soldier.

The decisive falsification of Jesus's doctrine was the work of St. Paul. He gave himself to this work with subtlety and for purposes of personal exploitation. For the Galilean's object was to liberate His country from Jewish oppression. He set Himself against Jewish capitalism, and that's why the Jews liquidated Him.

Paul of Tarsus (his name was Saul, before the road to Damascus) was one of those who persecuted Jesus most savagely. When he learnt that Jesus's supporters let their throats be cut for His ideas, he realised that, by making intelligent use of the Galilean's teaching, it would be possible to overthrow this Roman State which the Jews hated. It's in this context that we must understand the famous "illumination". Think of it, the Romans were daring to confiscate the most sacred thing the Jews possessed, the gold piled up in their temples! At that time, as now, money was their god.

On the road to Damascus, St. Paul discovered that he could succeed in ruining the Roman State by causing the principle to triumph of the equality of all men before a single God—and by putting beyond the reach of the laws his private notions, which he alleged to be divinely inspired. If, into the bargain, one succeeded in imposing one man as the representative on earth of the only God, that man would possess boundless power. The ancient world had its gods and served them. But the priests interposed between the gods and men were servants of the State, for the gods protected the City. In short, they were the emanation of a power that the people had created. For that society, the idea of an only god was unthinkable. In this sphere, the Romans were tolerance itself. The idea of a universal god could seem to them only a mild form of madness—for, if three peoples fight one another, each invoking the same god, this means that, at any rate, two of them are praying in vain.

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>doing 99% of the things you do because you where biologically programmed to do so

>realizing free will is a meme

really makes you think that you are able to think but you actually cant.

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What do you think she's saying?

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Would you give this "ugly" woman a chance?

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It turns out that NASA did briefly consider sending its astronauts to the Moon with bicycles, electric mini-bikes to be exact. Information on these one-man vehicles is scarce, but a prototype was under development in 1969 for use on Apollo 15. It was a backup method in case the Lunar Roving Vehicle, the LRV colloquially known as the Moon Buggy, wasn’t ready in time for the mission’s launch. There was some talk about the mini bikes incorporated into later Apollo missions as well. But the LRV was ready and made its lunar debut carrying Dave Scott and Jim Irwin around the Hadley-Apennine region in 1971 and the last Apollo missions were cancelled. The closest the mini-bike ever got to space was prototype tests in a 1/6th gravity environment in 1969 in NASA’s Vomit Comet.

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>tfw I just realized the robot probably killed Colgate

What have I done tbh fam


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Leftypol Terms

>no, Nazbol is basically banned because it's largely just used by Asserists as a way to post. people who ironically nazbolpost and get banned are free to appeal. I don't think it's banworthy if it's obviously a joke.

What did the /leftypol/ mean by this? I seriously have no idea what all these words in bold mean.

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do what the black man sez

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Do you think these nigs have any idea what they're singing about?

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Would /4chon/ fug this shark?

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would /4chon hit that?

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>Over the last three years the United States intelligence sector, which consists of government agencies such as the CIA and NSA and their contractors, such as Booz Allan Hamilton, has been subject to unprecedented series of data exfiltrations by its own workers.

Pill me on Booz Allan Hamilton.

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I bought a new computer

I'm gonna make it /4chon

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new rare KIKEfrog

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rly maek me dink

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Paki Girl Wants The BWC

I have an uhhhh… dilemma /4chon/.

Pic related.

wat do.

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ITT we count how many people are alive on this bort

I shall start first


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3ds friend codes for swapdoodle (free program)

Mine is 4442 - 1834 - 6430

Don't forget to add others as a "doodle viewer"

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‘Sesame Street’ To Introduce First Muppet With Autism

It's an extra-sunny day on "Sesame Street."

The long-running children's program announced that muppet Julia will become its first-ever character with autism. She will officially join the cast full-time in April.


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The jews have officially shut down TPB


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we cyberpunk now

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Norwegian national socialist art interests me

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Would voloptously thicc-assed hungaryan eastern germanic magyaroid women be allowed in a bolshevist egalitardian race-denying society?

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Man i wish Varg wud start a self-sufficient greenpilled survivalist heathen commune/settlement in France before Ragnarok hits. I only live like a couple hundred km from the french border so theoretically i could get there within one or two days and help set everything up

This complete and utter lack of any perspectives and any kind of viable future in this decaying ZOG society is actually what bothers me the most really

I just want to have a fucking future for myself and my potential future offspring is this too much to ask heh

Maybe i shud just join the foreign legion or something

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London attack: Two killed in Westminster 'terror' incident

A police officer and a woman have been killed near Parliament in central London in what Scotland Yard are treating as a terrorist incident.

The woman was among several pedestrians struck by a car on Westminster bridge, before it crashed into railings.

An officer was stabbed in the Houses of Parliament by an attacker, who was shot by police.

Police said there were "a number of casualties" and a "full counter-terrorism inquiry" was under way.

Writing on Twitter, BBC home affairs correspondent Dominic Casciani said it is understood from multiple sources that two people were in the vehicle on the bridge.

Prime Minister Theresa May is to chair a meeting of the government's emergency Cobra committee later.

Met Police Commander BJ Harrington said he was unable to confirm details of casualties.

Speaking outside Scotland Yard, he urged the public to stay away from the area around Westminster to allow emergency services access.


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Post yfw you realized that Rockefeller dying is yet another sign that Ragnarok is drawing close

The karmic sphere has been charging itself up with excess souls who finished their life's work in terrarian third density for quite some time now, at some point the karmic convergence/predestination of fate will then inevitably lead to the prophecised Ragnarok scenario for sure

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When i wanted to fap my mom started vacuum cleaning the whole place and now i have to play vidya (i'm about halfway thru cod infinite warfare now, pretty awesome vidyakino really) and fap later heh

Also the weather was perfect for walking the dog earlier today, i fucking love rain in general

Also killed MoM in GW2 and ate some ice cream also, this is basically my new healthy rhythm now, starting my day at around 8am rather than getting up at 8pm in the evening every day

Haven't decided yet what kino i'm going to watch tonite though heh

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Dead Hours

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nixon was so based

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Are there any kind Anon's here who would be willing to fund my Youtube channel?

The money would go toward a gaming PC (I've shopped around and found one at a VERY reasonable price, good spec too) I know this sounds like I just want to mess around sitting on my ass playing PC games all day but I genuinely have a plan made when it comes to this.

I'm well spoken (British) calm, friendly and funny, I want to set up a cross between a Let's play and a simple strategy guide style channel (using my knowledge of various games to help people get better) along with real life videos of me completing various challenges (stay the night in a haunted house etc) aswell as hosting a few twitch streams to help generate subscribers.

I'm asking for $300 this will cover the full cost of the PC, mic and webcam.

Please email me if you would like to know more

Alternatively if you want to donate however much you feel I deserve I have a paypal, anything is appreciated.

paypal: [email protected] (Totally Anonymous, I won't post your email)

Any in depth questions you want to ask? please feel free to email me.

And this is NOT a troll.

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As you round a street corner, you see a panicked female mime screaming silently while frantically running away from a group of clowns awkwardly waddling after her as fast as they can in their over-sized shoes. She seems to be getting away, when she smacks headfirst into an invisible wall. Hurriedly she searches for a way around but finds herself trapped in a box. The clowns catch up, then pull out deflated balloon animals and start using them as condoms. Slowly, they begin to force themselves on her. As they go at it, the occasional honk is heard. As each finishes up on her face, the follow with a pie thrown at it too. When the last clown whips off his rubber and blows his load, he chucks the last pie and dives into the comically small clown car the dozen or so clowns have piled into. They then drive off, leaving the mime to wipe her eyes clean so she can see. With that, she begins crying, rubbing her tears away in an exaggerated manner, still not making a noise. Eventually, she picks herself up and shuffles away, holding her torn clothing together with one hand.

My question to you is this:

Is rape funny when it is clowns gang-raping a mime?

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>(((Spergdrew Sperglinowitz))) the insane putinist commie bolshevist germanophobe pan-slavist retard moron faggot of the Failycommiespergler rants schizophrenically again about Jewtin, claims that "Russia is the last bastion of true White/European/Western values" in new pro-Kremlin kike vatnik RIDF shill article paid for by Jewtin


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Is Politics A Trap? I can't stop posting on /pol/ and the other political boards too.

Swami Vivekananda felt politics is not India's subject. He told—[Source]

> If you will come to India and talk with the workman in the field, you will find he has no opinion on politics. He knows nothing of politics. But you talk to him of religion, and the humblest knows about monotheism, deism, and all the isms of religion. You ask: "'What government do you live under?' and he will reply: 'I don't know. I pay my taxes, and that's all I know about it.' I have talked with your labourers, your farmers, and I find that in politics they are all posted. They are either Democrat or Republican, and they know whether they prefer free silver or a gold standard. But you talk to them of religion; they are like the Indian farmer, they don't know, they attend such a church, but they don't know what it believes; they just pay their pew rent, and that's all they know about it – or God."


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Israeli Police Arrest Suspect for Bomb Threats Made Against American Jewish Centers

Israeli police arrested a 19-year-old man Thursday in connection with the wave of bomb threats and hoaxes against Jewish community centers in America, authorities in Israel said.

The unnamed man — a dual U.S.-Israeli citizen — is Jewish himself, officials said. While a motive remains unclear, his attorney told a Magistrate Court that the suspect was diagnosed with a brain tumor that effects his cognitive functions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODcC5z6Ca0).

He was arrested on suspicion of making security-related threats and publishing false reports causing panic in Jewish communities in countries around the world, said Israel police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld.

In the U.S., Jewish centers and synagogues in New York, Chicago, St. Louis, Florida and elsewhere have reported menacing calls and emails warning of violence in the past six months. Facilities were routinely locked down and police made sweeps with bomb-sniffing dogs. In other cases, Jewish cemeteries and synagogues reported vandalism to their properties.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions said the arrest in Israel is "the culmination of a large-scale investigation spanning multiple continents … and we will not tolerate the targeting of any community in this country on the basis of their religious beliefs."


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New gr8 war vid, fuckerinos

>Kaiser Karl wants peace

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>Mfw encyclopediadramatica is down again

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On the one hand, women propagandize and shame men into being passive and feminine. But then women are simultaneously praising and worshiping violent or animalistic men as being the type of men that they are attracted to.

This leaves us with the following three options:

1) being passive and quiet and be ignored by every woman on Earth

2) be aggressive and animalistic and have every woman want to bang you while simultaneously they want to hate and destroy you

3) try to merge the two, the "gentlemen in the streets, the animal in the sheets" trope. But this is both illuminating and nothing more than a facade. An entire lifetime of maintaining two separate personalities, neither of which are genuinely your own.

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Social nationalist virtual reality interests me



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damn maybe I should smoke some jenkem sheeeeiit


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hosting interests me heh

Why is this site hosted in Poland?

How long are IP logs being kept?

Is the admin redpilled?

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Why Can I Detect Her?

Can anyone explain why I am able to detect all Dwarf posts even when she tries to pretend to be some other persona or does all kinds of different things in an attempt to evade my detection?

I always fucking know it's her posting when she is posting; and I think the rest of /4chon/ pretty well knows too. However, I sometimes wonder, how I can be so incredibly efficient at detecting her posts and knowing it's her every single fucking time she posts. I think the FBI, the CIA, etc. are not as skilled as I am at this and 4chon in general is at this. Is this ability to detect her borderline paranormal? Would a quantum computer be able to do this as well as we can? What kind of algorithm is running in my mind that lets me detect Dwarf posts? It's not like I have very much information to go on; just the embedded videos, the uploaded pictures, and the text she writes. Nothing else; and yet I know her posts when I see them, every time.

Please explain to me the science behind Dwarf detection.

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>yeah… hey man you know what

>*adjusts headset*

>*leans in*

>well the thing about your body is it really is the best doctor like it might not be able to prescribe xanax for you but if you get cracked across the face and the capillaries under your eyes explode what doctor is gonna get in there and fix those blood vessels for you?

>i mean what is aids man its just your body's immune system failing on you and then you die of a cold?

>nature is a cruel wicked bitch

>jamie pull that picture up of the roadrunner smashing the fuck out of that snake

>no jamie go to the other picture. no no the far right one….that's a Falco Borealis jamie… ok yes this one


>look at that raptor goddamn bitch

>homie's guts are everywhere

>fucking gut health, man. i drink a kale smoothie with krill oil every morning. give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald.

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>try to make thread

>"server took 2 long 2 submit ur post"

>try to make thread again

>"Unoriginal content! U been muted nigga"

Lol gg no re board software

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>hatefucking a mutt

smiley believes this

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Pepe is reincarnated


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Foky is the new local lolcow

Disregard Smiley aka Kenny the Fringe Wizard. All hail FoKy, our new source of daily 4chon entertainment. Insights into his/her daily life and situations are here for us! How long will it take FoKy to doxx himself/herself? Stay tuned and watch the new episodes.

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thoroughly sissified


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Cure for allergies and autoimmune diseases found


Jolly, 57, a human resources manager from Palmerston North, is one of an estimated 6000 to 7000 people around the planet who have chosen to treat themselves with "helminth therapy" – deliberate introduction of parasitic worms or their eggs into the body as a treatment for autoimmune diseases, allergies and an increasingly long list of other maladies.

It was 15 years ago that Jolly first went to her doctor complaining of wrist pain. She assumed it was occupational overuse syndrome but blood tests indicated she had the autoimmune disorder lupus, though at that point she had few other symptoms.

By 2008, though, the disease was starting to bite: she had dry eyes, a dry mouth, diarrhoea and muscle pains. Worst of all was the increasing chronic fatigue.

Her autoimmune diagnosis was refined. She had "undifferentiated connective tissue disease", and there was no treatment available apart from steroids, which have serious long-term side-effects.

Early on, says Jolly, she stumbled across websites where people talked about infecting themselves with parasites, but it sounded ludicrous.

What caught Jolly's eye, though, was Velasquez-Manoof's advocacy of helminth (parasitic worm) therapy. It seems these worms secrete substances that dampen the human immune response. They're doing it to protect themselves from ejection by their host, but the side effect is a muting of the inflammatory mechanisms driving these new allergies and automimmune problems in humans.

Jolly joined the Facebook groups where people discuss treatment protocols, the merits of whipworm versus hookworm, and the contacts of suppliers. Twenty months ago, she took her first dose: 25 hookworm through her skin. Five months later, before her colony was even up to full strength, her symptoms started to halt or even reversed. The dry mouth and eyes. The muscle pain. The diarrhoea. It was life-changing.

Each fresh vial of worms costs Jolly US$200 (NZ$300). But if her own worms are producing eggs every day, couldn't she just poo in her back garden and make her own fresh larvae?

Yes, says Jolly, she could, but she really doesn't want to.

"The early pioneers did, but I don't regard myself as an early pioneer."

The trade in these parasites is a grey area. In the US, says Jolly, the FDA treats the worms as a therapeutic substance, meaning to be legal they'd need to go through the same testing regime as a drug, so packages imported to the US are destroyed if Customs spot them.

Her worms come from a supplier in Europe, and of the four packages she's received three were opened by New Zealand Customs and passed on without incident.

The worm is endemic around the world, so it's likely that far more hookworms arrive in New Zealand in the guts of tourists who've just visited a developing country than in carefully packed vials in courier packages.

Jolly has taken 180 larvae on board, but has no direct way of knowing how many are still alive. There's a blood test that measures white blood cells and a stool test to count the number of eggs: both are proxies for the number of living worms. But like others using helminth therapy Jolly keeps track by assessing her symptoms. If they're returning she's probably low on worms. That was why she did the 25-worm top-up late last year.